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Seeking a skilled writer to construct an article less than 500 words in length. The specific subject area of this piece has not been defined, though it will undoubtedly delve into the realm of technology. The target audience is the general public. Ideal candidates will have: - Strong general knowledge of technology - Experience writing for the general public. - Ability to write engaging and accessible content about complex topics. - Proven ability to adhere to a word count and project deadline. Your expertise will help us simplify complex tech subjects for day-to-day tech enthusiasts, making technology approachable and interesting. Your writing style should be accessible and engaging, free from industry jargon. I look forward to collaborating!

I need a professional to create a simple, high-level business diagram for me. This is to visualize the company revenue and process Key Requirements: - The visualization should be kept at a high-level overview. No need for specific, detailed processes. - Delivery should be in PowerPoint format. Here is the brief which includes all the information:

I need a simple yet unique logo designed swiftly. I will provide a jpeg or ppt file as reference. The logo will need to be developed using Illustrator or other vector graphics software. It should be versatile enough to use across multiple platforms, ensuring it remains crisp and clear. Key Points: - Combination of text and icon in the design - Specific color preferences will be provided - Required in an hour or less Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in Illustrator or similar software - Ability to work swiftly without compromising quality

IMPORTANT CONSIDERATION: Please only submit a proposal if you are within driving distance of Minneapolis, Minnesota in the United States. The project's time constraints does not allow for envelopes to be shipped. Thank you. I am looking for someone skilled in calligraphy or high-end penmanship to address approximately 500 envelopes for a mailing. The successful freelancer should possess: - Proven experience in modern calligraphy - Ability to design and execute artisanal, aesthetically pleasing physical prints - A strong understanding of how typography influences branding Your expertise will be instrumental in capturing my brand's identity through the beauty of handwritten art. If you have a modern sense of style and can translate it into engaging physical prints, plea...

I'm in need of a skilled and creative video content creator who can help create funny videos to promote my mortgage broker services on Instagram and YouTube. The videos should bring humor to the serious world of real estate, making an enjoyable viewing experience for all. - Skills Needed: - Video production - Storytelling - Humor development - Knowledge in real estate is a plus, but not necessary - Responsibility: - Creating engaging, and humorous videos related to real estate - Optimizing the produced content for Instagram and Youtube If you are creative and have a knack for making things entertaining, this may be your perfect opportunity. I am looking forward to seeing your works.

We are academic researchers interested studying visit patterns to Museums, Aquariums, and Zoos, in the United States. We are seeking assistance in collecting reported visit counts for the year 2019 from 500 museums, 100 zoos, and 100 aquariums across the United States. We will send you an excel spreadsheet with the name and state of each location we would like visits counts for. Note that these ~700 locations have been pre-selected. Task: - Search the internet for reported visits to each location in 2019 - If you can find the number of visits, please enter that number in the "visits" column AND paste the link to the website / source from which you obtained that number in the "link" column - If you cannot find an official reported figure for 2019 after som...

I'm in immediate need of a Primavera expert to create a schedule for my project. The deadline for this task is today, and the schedule is expected to have detailed tasks with dependencies. Key requirements: - **Primavera Proficiency**: You should have sample experience working with Primavera and be able to create a comprehensive schedule in a very short time frame.

I require an experienced freelancer to manage 100-500 product uploads from my Shopify store to the Shein marketplace. Key task: - You'll be provided with the product images, descriptions, SKU, and inventory details for upload. Categorization: - The products also need to be correctly categorized into existing Shein marketplace categories. Ideal Skills: - Shopify and Shein marketplace experience - Attention to detail - Strong data entry skills - Excellent categorization ability.

I need to make a project for the university, on the subject Basics of computer graphics. The task is to implement a simple graphics card (gpu). And also implement the model visualization function. In the file student/, implement the function izg_enqueue - the functionality of the video card implemented by you. In the student/ file, you implement the prepareModel, drawModel_vertexShader, and drawModel_fragmentShader functions. These functions are used to process the loaded model file into the graphics card memory and command buffer. In addition, the folder contains the file student/ - it contains declarations of structures and constants. The project is written on Linux, but is also suitable for Windows in Visual Studio and CMake. The task consists in adding gpu

Urgent thing: I need senior Next developer Who can start immediately? It is simple task and needs to complete within 2 hours. Thanks

I'm currently in need of a skilled C++ developer to help in a simple project. The exact purpose of the project is not yet specified. . Proficiency in C++ and experience in creating custom software applications are necessary. Strong problem-solving skills are also desired. i have a cpp project using mvc and smart ptr i will upload a file contain doc that explain the project and i/o files for testing.

I need a modern, sleek logo for a cheerleading competition. It should feel inspired by the Daytona 500 – think blue, black, and white. The logo should incorporate racing elements like a checkered flag and a trophy. Designers with a knack for marrying sports themes with clean, modern aesthetics would be an ideal fit for this project. We call this competition Victory500 (we give away 2 $500.00 scholarships)

I am quite an experienced developer however, I am caught up with a few things right now so I cannot do this. Here are the issues and what I need for my Wordpress site. 1. The navigation on mobile mode button is dead, not working. I need it centered with the template and the hamburger dropdown menu items to function. Problem is the hamburger button does not function when pressing it. 2. I need the website converted to a static site. I already have the plugin, so you can simply generate the static files and fix it accordingly. *** The navigation fix MUST be done via Elementor NOT code***

I'm in need of a Python expert, specifically one with proficiency in Data Analysis. The task primarily involves working with simple data sets. While the source of data was not specified, the expert is expected to exhibit substantial versatility. Ideal Skills: - Strong Python programming - Proven track-record in data analysis - Experience handling various data sources - Problem-solving abilities Note: Freelancers with a robust understanding of accessing and manipulating different data sources have an edge. Show me what you've got!

I'm seeking a HubSpot professional to efficiently set up the platform to manage my customer relationships. The primary goal is to establish a smooth process that supports my business, consisting of 100-500 customers. Key responsibilities: - Set up email tracking to monitor customer communication - Configure a deals tracking system to oversee business progress - Implement contact management cascades to handle multiple clients simultaneously Ideal candidate: - Extensive experience in setting up and managing HubSpot - Proven record in CRM management - Fine attention to detail

We are seeking an experienced [VA] to help us with our company tasks such as social media posts, research data entry etc... The ideal candidate should have a strong background in [LinkedIn Job posting - data entry - Google drive/sheets] The tasks are very simple, however, this will be ongoing, daily work for the foreseeable future. Must be reliable and consistent in order to be successful in this role

I'm looking to test the scalability of my web application. The goal is to assess how the application performs when subjected to a significant load and to identify any potential bottlenecks. Specifically, I'm probing: - User interface functionalities - Database interactions For these tests, we'll simulate the activity of 100-500 concurrent users. This task would be best suited to a professional experienced in using JMeter for load testing web applications. Skills in web development would be advantageous, to help understand functionality and potential errors. Your deliverable is a detailed report with insights and recommendations on where and how the web application can be upgraded for scalability. Work location - North Bengaluru (North Bangalore). Remote ...

I'm in search of a skilled social media marketer to help me with my campaign that mainly focuses on Facebook and Instagram. My primary goal is to engage with my audience and promote my brand effectively through various content types such as videos, images, and written posts. I am a doctor in India, I wish to create an educational Instagram page. The purpose of this page is build ...Good communication and interpersonal skills My target audience is Indian women. I have my Instagram page for reference: This is the Instagram page I want to evolve into In summary I need: 1) a social media marketing expert who can help me build my audience who are engaging with me 2) I need a video editing expert Looking to pay 500 INR per reel.

Hi there I'm developing GPS/IoT tracking products and looking for a simple app for testing with scaling and customization possibilities. If you have already developed an app that we could customize it would be helpful given that we need the app for a presentation on 3rd June. We need to use custom maps for Finland, Sweden, Norway. Example We will also need to talk to our own tracking server. We need the app to have a cross plattform (Web, android & iOS). Initially for the demo only Android is needed.

I'm in need of a very simple and lightweight website that is able to display PDF files and perform a variety of functions on the extracted text. Key Requirements: - Display PDF files: The website should have a viewer that can display PDF files. - Extract OCR text from PDF: The website should be able to extract and display text from PDFs that have FRACTUR font. - Translate OCR text: The extracted text should be automatically translated to Polish. - Text input: The website should also feature a text box where users can input text. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in web development and PDF handling. - Experienced in OCR text extraction. - Familiar with translation APIs for automatic translation. - Strong understanding of UX/UI for implementing a user-friendly text inpu...

I'm looking for a skilled Drupal developer to create a complete and fully working custom e-commerce portal with specific features and integrations. Key Requirements: - Product Catalog: The portal should support a product catalog with 100-500 items. - Shopping Cart: A fully functional shopping cart allowing users to add, edit, and remove items. - User Registration: User registration and login system for customers to track their orders and save their details securely. Specific Integrations: - Payment Gateway: Integration of a secure and reliable payment gateway to facilitate online transactions. - Shipping Provider: Integration with a reputable shipping provider to ensure timely and efficient delivery. - Social Media: Incorporation of social media functionalities to enhance cu...

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I'm in need of an experienced content editor. Your primary task will be to edit and refine articles for me. Key Responsibilities: - Edit content for grammar, spelling, punctuation, and clarity - Ensure the content is engaging and coherent - Suggest improvements to the style, tone, and structure of the articles This project is focused on a piece with less than 500 words. The ideal candidate should have a keen eye for detail, a thorough understanding of the English language and experience in content editing. Your work should result in a polished, professional piece that's ready for publication.

This is a long-term collaboration, if you do it in good quality, I will give you similar projects in the future and the budget will also be increased. I am in need of a talented content creator who excels at comedy writing. I require a quirky, smart and laugh-out-loud story that can be performed within a 15-minute timeframe. This work is tailored specifically for an teenegers and adult audience. I will tell you the main thame of the story and details in the chat. Desirable Expertise and Skill Set: - Proven track record in comedic script or story writing - Ability to subtly integrate humor without resorting to vulgarity. If you can do the voice over of 5 characters then the budget will be increased. Thank you, I am waiting.

As a client, I'm seeking a skilled and experienced English content writer to support my Wikipedia entries. Specifically, I'm looking for articles covering history and biography. These write-ups should be: - 500-800 words long - Focused on biography, engaging the reader with interesting life stories - Written to a high standard of English, with a concise and engaging style The primary goal of this project is to create engaging and informative content for the reader. This is not for SEO purposes specifically, but rather to educate and entertain the audience. I look forward to collaborating with a professional who has a background in history and biography writing, and is familiar with Wikipedia's guidelines and standards. Your ability to craft compelling, well-resear...

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I'm looking for a talented designer to create a 3D floor plan for my 500-1000 square feet dental clinic. This project includes: - **Design Visualization**: The 3D floor plan should provide a clear and realistic visualization of the clinic's layout. This is essential for me to understand how the space will flow and function in reality. - **Space Optimization**: Efficient use of space is a priority. The design should ensure that all areas are utilized effectively, ensuring that there is sufficient space for both patients and staff to move around comfortably. - **Furniture Placement**: To ensure the clinic is functional, the design should include the placement of dental chairs, cabinets, waiting area, and other necessary equipment. The ideal freelancer for this project sho...

I need a skilled project manager who can handle my daily onboarding email campaigns for the interested leads. Volume is about 500 emails per day. Perfect English is required! Experience with AI writing tools like ChatGPT is necessary! We use the following software for sending: TheBat, Atomic Mass Mailer, Gmail web interface. The mentioned pay is per month of work. - **Campaign Type**: - The campaigns are focused on welcoming new users to our platform and encouraging them to register as applicants. - **Frequency**: - The campaigns will need to be run on a daily basis. - **Goal**: - The primary goal of these campaigns is to drive registrations from new users. Ideal candidates for this project should have experience in project management and a strong understanding of ema...

I'm hosting an indoor party that requires a mix of static, moving head, and laser lights to create an electrifying atmosphere. The venue is medium-sized, between 100-500 sq. meters. The ideal candidate should: - Have experience in setting up party lighting systems, especially for Rave events. - Be able to work with a medium-sized venue to provide suitable lighting options. - Possess the necessary equipment for static, moving head, and laser lights. - Understand the importance of creating a dynamic and engaging lighting experience for a party setting. If you have experience with lighting design and implementation for high-energy events, I'd love to hear from you.

I'm seeking a proficient freelancer with a diverse skill set including data entry, Excel operation, content creation management, and a strong background in graphic design, specifically using Adobe Illustrator. Key tasks of this position include: - Medium volume data entry, approximately 100-500 entries, across various platforms. - Expertise in Excel for data organization, manipulation, and reporting. - Content Creation Management: overseeing and coordinating content creation, editing, and scheduling. - Adobe Illustrator skills: design and editing of graphics for web and print, adhering to brand guidelines. Your experience and skills in these areas will be crucial to the success of this project. Please outline your relevant experience and how you plan to tackle this multifa...

I am seeking a skilled 3D interior designer with expertise in 3D Max to work on a medium-sized space. The ideal candidate should have a keen eye for modern design. Key Requirements: - Proficiency in 3D Max for interior design projects - Strong portfolio showcasing modern interior design - Ability to work on medium-sized spaces (500-1000 sqft) - Should be able to take my vision and bring it to life in a 3D format. Please provide examples of your previous 3D interior design work, specifically in the modern style. Your portfolio will be crucial in helping me make the right choice. Looking forward to finding a talented designer to bring my interior design vision to life.

I'm looking for a skilled developer to create an application that can apply TikTok filters to 500 videos. Key Requirements: - Compatibility: The application should be compatible with both iOS and Android platforms. - Purpose: The primary goal of this application is to enhance the quality of these videos. Your responsibilities will include: - Developing a user-friendly application that can batch apply filters to the provided videos. - Ensuring the filters are correctly applied without any loss of video quality. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in mobile application development, particularly for iOS and Android. - Strong understanding of video processing and filtering. - Prior experience with TikTok filters or similar video enhancement technologies would be a signif...

I'I need a simple wordpress ecommerce theme installed on my Hostgator site. NO TRANSACTIONS. will only display prices, color and info about product

I need this to be done IMMEDIATELY! - Extract data in a specified format. - Transfer data from the price listing PDF to an Excel spreadsheet. - Input details such as SKU, Name, Description, Brand, Cost Price, Length, Width, Height, and Weight, which are highlighted in blue. - If any title or heading is not mentioned in the details provided in item #3, add it to columns U-Z. - Ensure all data is formatted correctly, with names in proper case and prices as numerical values. I'm in need of a proficient data entry freelancer to help convert a scanned image PDF to an Excel spreadsheet. Key Details: - The PDF contains less than 50 pages. - The data in the PDF is in the form of scanned images, making it crucial that the freelancer has experience in handling this format. Requi...

I have a TikTok filter that I would like to apply to a series of 500 videos. The videos are entertaining in nature and meant for a general audience. Key requirements: - Utilize a TikTok filter I have developed on 500 videos - Ensure the videos maintain a consistent and entertaining tone - The target audience for these videos is a general audience I am looking for a skilled professional who has experience with video editing and applying filters. The ideal candidate will have a good understanding of TikTok and its audience, and be able to create engaging content that is suitable for a broad demographic.

Hi I am looking to add more writers to my team. I need people who are interested in long term work. Hiring at this time for next 4 months. $2.5 per 500 words which will be revised after one month performance. No software please. No copy hits. No AI. Need people who are in it for long term. No milestones. Check my reviews to be sure you will be paid for original work. Need people to start right away. Regards M

I'm in need of a talented freelancer who can ...involves renewing existing articles to create fresh, engaging pieces that still retain the original message, but feels brand new. Key requirements for the project: - A knack for rewriting lifestyle articles in a fresh and engaging way, while retaining the information and feel of the original content. - Experience in lifestyle content creation is a plus. - Capability to deliver rewritten articles of 500-1000 words each. - Maintain accuracy of the original information, but with an original perspective or style. Ideally, the freelancer applying for this job should have a good grasp of lifestyle topics and has a flair for reimagining content in a way that breathes new life into old pieces. If this sounds like you, I'd love to...

...process, including tracking and reporting on outreach efforts and outcomes. - Collaborate closely with me to ensure a smooth transition of warm leads for final closing. Compensation: This is a commission-only position, offering an average competitive rate of 20% per month of the first 3 months retainer per client signed. With the potential to onboard 3-5 clients a week, earnings can range from $500 to $1000 weekly, depending on the success of your outreach and lead conversion efforts. Ideal Candidate: - Proven experience in sales, marketing, or a related field, with a strong track record of meeting or exceeding sales targets - Excellent communication and interpersonal skills, with the ability to engage and persuade potential clients through email. - Strong organizational and...

I am seeking an experienced writer who can research and produce engaging articles aimed at driving organic traffic to my website. **Topics of Interest:** The focus of the articles will be on topics: - Warewashing - commercial dishwashers and glasswashers - The chemicals available to use for the process **Article Length:** Each article should contain 500-1000 words. Ideally, you should have a background in writing about these topics or related fields. **Required Skills and Experience: - Excellent research skills - Proven experience in writing SEO-centric articles - Superior understanding of the catering, warewashing, and janitorial supply industries, or a willingness to learn about them.

Looking for a Virtual Assistant who is fluent in English and has some basic system administration skills. An ideal candidate would understand the following or has experience with: - Understands how to use VPNs, SOCKS proxies, and virtual machines on a PC. - How to send at least 500 emails daily via webmail, SMTP and a desktop mail software. - How to edit basic HTML or WordPress text content. - Significant experience working with various software and CRM systems. Please only apply if you meet all of the qualifications listed above. The budget mentioned is for one month of work of at least 5 hours per day.

As someone who targets both local and international customers, I'm seeking an SEO expert who specializes in link building to enhance the online visibility of my website. It's crucial that these backlinks are from trusted,...that these backlinks are from trusted, high-authority websites to improve my search engine rankings and increase my website traffic. Ideal candidate must have: - Deep understanding of Google's ranking factors and algorithms - Excellent link building strategies - A proven track record of improving website traffic through backlinks Please note that my budget for this project falls within $100-$500. Show me your successful project outcomes that reflect your ability to deliver within this price range. Your proposal should also clearly explain you...

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I need a skilled project manager who can handle my daily onboarding email campaigns for the interested leads. Volume is about 500 emails per day. Perfect English is required! Experience with AI writing tools like ChatGPT is necessary! We use the following software for sending: TheBat, Atomic Mass Mailer, Gmail web interface. The mentioned pay is per month of work. - **Campaign Type**: - The campaigns are focused on welcoming new users to our platform and encouraging them to register as applicants. - **Frequency**: - The campaigns will need to be run on a daily basis. - **Goal**: - The primary goal of these campaigns is to drive registrations from new users. Ideal candidates for this project should have experience in project management and a strong understanding of ema...

I'm seeking an experienced Google Ads expert to help me generate more leads and boost online sales. Key Project Details: - The campaign is targeting a mix of B2B and B2C audiences. You will need to tailor the ads accordingly to ensure the best possible return on investment. - The allocated budget for the project is between $100 and $500. - The aim of the campaign is to not only increase website traffic but to also translate this into tangible leads and sales. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven track record of successful Google Ads campaigns, particularly in driving leads and sales. - Strong understanding of both B2B and B2C marketing dynamics. - Ability to work within budget constraints and deliver results. If you're confident in your ability to deliver on these...

I'm seeking a proficient video editor with a knack for enhancing gameplay footage. The task is twofold: 1. Edit Gameplay Highlights: I require someone who can take raw footage and extract the most exhilarating gameplay moments. 2. Create Montage of Funny Moments: Additionally, you must be able to identify and compile hilarious incidents in the game into a separate, engaging montage. Experience in gaming video editing and a good sense of timing and humor are crucial for this job.

I'm in need of an experi...have a mixed lighting set-up to allow me to see how both natural and artificial lights interact in the space. - Energy Analysis: I'm looking to understand the energy efficiency of the lighting set-up and need to have an in-depth analysis report. - Interior Visualization: I also need a realistic interior design visualization of the room. The room to be designed is of medium size, between 100 - 500 sq ft. Skills needed: - Proficient in Dialux Evo software - Expert in lighting simulation and energy analysis - Ability to create realistic interior visualizations - Strong communication skills with the ability to explain complex concepts clearly This project is ideal for someone who is passionate about creating aesthetically pleasing and energy eff...

We need an online Virtual assistant to help us with our company tasks such as social media posts, research data entry etc... The tasks are very simple, however, this will be ongoing, daily work for the foreseeable future. Must be reliable and consistent in order to be successful in this role.

I require an expert in both C# and AWS to build a AWS Lambda function using .Net Core. The function should create a simple message in the SQS queue. The deliverables should include: 1. AWS Lambda Function: The AWS Lambda function should be capable of both Asynchronous processing and Dead letter queue. It should be written in C#. 2. Serverless Template: A serverless template is required that will be used by our gitlab pipeline to create the queue on AWS account. This template should be comprehensive yet efficient. 3. Gitlab YAML: Lastly, a gitlab yaml will be needed to facilitate the Lambda's deployment. Ideal Experience: - Highly skilled in C# programming - Extensive experience using AWS services - Familiarity with serverless templates - Understanding of Gitlab YAML for depl...

We are seeking a remote administrative professional to daily post job listings on LinkedIn. Key Responsibilities: - Daily job posting on LinkedIn, One job post per day. - Ensuring all necessary details and requirements are included Ideal Skills: - Strong administrative background - Excellent written communication skills - Detail-oriented with a focus on consistency This Task is easy and simple only takes few mins per day, also good for those who are starting out as freelancers and want to build their profile. We will provide all the necessary steps to follow so anyone can apply.