Funny texts jobs

I am a postgraduate student pursuing my Master's Degree, and I need someone to summarize the chapters that are part of my final exam. The total number of pages is approximately 190 Pages in PDF format. Key requirements include:...grasp the key points quickly, while also understanding the context behind them. The deadline for completing the summaries is 3 days, so I need someone who can work efficiently and maintain the quality of the output. The ideal candidate for this project should have: - Previous experience in academic writing or summarizing complex content - Familiarity with the structure and language of academic texts - Ability to synthesize information into clear and concise summaries - Strong attention to detail and an understanding of the importance of accuracy in...

I am looking for an artistic designer who can create a realistic t-shirt design where a face of our choice is superimposed onto Gollum, the character from 'Lord of the Rings', who is hoarding over phone chargers. This original and funny shirt is intended to convey a lighthearted message about our constant need for chargers. Ideal skills and experience: - Expertise in graphic design and illustration - Proficient in image manipulation techniques - Familiarity with the concept of superimposing - Understanding of the character "Gollum" from The Lord of the Rings - A strong aesthetic sense As for our time frame: we have no strict deadline, so the priority here is quality rather than speed. We appreciate your creativity and look forward to seeing your designs!

I have an existing design of a hospital with roles etc. i want some improvem ents and an interface with and write a report I will send you analytical details in chat deadline 21/5 budget $60 USD i will not answer to bid with premade texts/ gpt or autromatic. please write yourself

...Search: Allows users to conduct more specific and comprehensive searches through integration with OpenAI's GPT model. Filtering and Sorting: Provides the ability to filter and sort search results by criteria such as date, file type, and court name. User Profile: Allows users to access their past searches and save favorite documents. Semantic Analysis: Capable of performing semantic analysis on texts to find similar decisions and content. Timeliness and Reliability: Provides users with access to the most current and reliable information through continuously updated databases. Technology and Infrastructure: Artificial Intelligence: Develops an AI-powered search engine using OpenAI's GPT model. Cloud Infrastructure: Runs on cloud-based services for fast and reliable acces...

I'm looking for a designer to create a funny, bright and colorful T-shirt design that incorporates popular memes. - You should be able to leverage existing popular memes in a fresh and creative way, resulting in a design that's both visually appealing and sure to make people smile. - An understanding of color theory and how to use bright and colorful palettes is a must to ensure the design pops on the shirt. - Experience with designing for print on demand services or T-shirt printing is a plus, as the final design should be easily translatable to a physical product. Please share your portfolio demonstrating your experience with both humor and color, and ideally, any previous T-shirt design work you've done.

I'm seeking a talented researcher to conduct a comprehensive literature review focused on materials used, applications, and advantages within the field of additive manuf...literature review should be a minimum of 600 words. - Each reference must be meticulously evaluated to provide a detailed critique. Ideal Skills & Qualifications: - Proven experience in academic writing, particularly in the field of additive manufacturing. - Proficient in using Google Scholar and extracting relevant information. - Strong analytical skills to critically evaluate and summarize academic texts. - Understanding of materials used in additive manufacturing, applications, and the advantages associated with the technology would be a plus. Please note that the references must be up-to-date and f...

I'm seeking an experienced translator who can convert marketing materials between Chinese and English with a focus on maintaining a creative and engaging style. Key Requirements: - Translate marketing materials: These materials will include advertisements, product descriptions, brand content, and other related promotional texts and materials. - Bilingual proficiency: Both in Chinese and English, to ensure accurate and meaningful translations. - Creativity: The translated content should resonate with the audience in the target language while maintaining the essence of the original work. - Marketing expertise: A good understanding of marketing principles and the ability to adapt them to different cultural contexts. Additional Information: - This project requires translations in...

I am looking for a skillful graphic designer to generate a unique, combination type logo for my professional dog academy and grooming business. Key Requirements: - The design should incorporate bo... Key Requirements: - The design should incorporate both text and icons. - Demonstrable creativity is absolutely essential as I am open to suggestions. - The logo should resonate with the professional nature of my business. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Strong background in professional logo development - Excellent creativity and ability to suggest designs - A keen understanding of combining texts and icons to make striking logos. I look forward to viewing your remarkable portfolio pieces. Let's create a logo that truly represents the professionalism of my dog academy and...

...negotiated based on experience and results. Description: I am looking for an experienced SEO expert to optimize my new website, . The website is focused on selling exotic cars and needs improvements in the following areas: Keyword Research and Implementation: Identifying the best keywords to target for my niche and integrating them into my website content. On-page SEO: Enhancing meta tags, alt texts, headings, and internal linking structure. Technical SEO: Improving site speed, mobile optimization, fixing any crawl errors, and ensuring the website is properly indexed. Off-page SEO: Developing a backlink strategy to increase domain authority and drive organic traffic. Content Optimization and Suggestions: Providing recommendations for content improvements and potential blog topi...

I'm looking for an AI generated voiceover for business videos Can be male or female I need around 100 of them; 3 to 5 minutes each Also: can you generate the texts using AI? If yes, let me know

Is it possible to create a video using Artificial Intelligence? If yes, I will provide the texts (around 300 words each) and you will do it Voices need to be male and female This is for a business website If you can do the voiceovers as well, let me know I need around 100 of them; 3 to 5 minutes each

Is it possible to do voiceover using Artificial Intelligence? If yes, I will provide the texts (around 300 words each) and you will do the voiceover Voices need to be male and female This is for a business website If you can create the videos themselves, let me know I need around 100 of them

...The project deliverables include responsive versions of all page templates, along with any necessary fixes to ensure responsiveness, optimal speed and performance. Project details: The website will showcase "stories" of individuals in need, providing visitors with the ability to make donations. Individuals in need will be able to complete multi-step forms to submit all required data (images / texts / documents) for story creation. These data should be listed / displayed on a custom backend module as lists, enabling administrators to utilize them for manually creating each story's page. Admins should be also be able to view and edit stories details as well as list, sort, and filter stories by various statuses (completed, pending approval, draft etc.) Admins sh...

I have a set of handwritten notes that I need to be typed out. The content is not complicated at all, but it's important to have excellent typing skills and attention to detail so as not to miss any information. - Content: The notes are not extensive, so it's a manageable task for a proficient typist. - Legibility: The writing is very clear and easy to read. - Quantity: The number of pages ...a manageable task for a proficient typist. - Legibility: The writing is very clear and easy to read. - Quantity: The number of pages is relatively moderate, so this is not an overly demanding task in terms of volume. Ideal freelancer for this task should possess: - Excellent typing skills - High level of attention to detail - Experience in accurate transcription - Familiarity with handw...

...this script to feel like a casual chat between friends, not a boring video simply stating facts. The tone should be light, engaging, and sprinkled with a touch of humor or irony here and there. Here's what we're aiming for: - Tone and Style: Think of telling a fascinating story to a friend over coffee. Your script should be conversational, lively, and engaging. Although we're not looking for a "funny" video per se, feel free to throw in witty remarks or playful jokes to keep things interesting. - Content Points: * You have complete creative control over the content and structure of the script. * Script Length: Minimum 1,800 words. Retention is key on Youtube, so make sure every word invites our viewers deeper into the story, keeping them hooked from s...

...'Z-Anatomy'. The tools need to be set up for and be owned by the client. Profile: >3 years of experience in tailored projects in Unity Experience in the set up and use of databases Good organization and communication skills Necessary missions (estimated 100 euros): Share the project on Unity Hub Create a database containing a .csv file (the translations) and a series of texts (the definitions), Link it to the objects (the anatomical structures) through the existing functions already set up, Adapt the app for Windows, Mac and Linux, Set up a functional and reactive web viewer, Explain how to paste it on a website and how to update it, Optional missions (estimated 140 euros): Allow to navigate between the proposition of t...

...Live area • Avoid setting type in Photoshop, text will not be sharp. Vector based art are preferred. • Minimum type size (black, positive text): 4 points • Minimum type size (white, reversed text): 6 points • Texts below minimum type size may not be legible when printed. Please pay special attention to ®’s and TM’s. • Try not to use serif, delicate script or very ornate typefaces for reversed white type. • Do not squeeze the fonts, use condensed style (e.g. Helvetica Condensed) in tight space. • For registration purposes, use only 100% black for the black texts and set to overprint. • Always outline text to eliminate font issues. When this is not possible, include all fonts in a folder named “fonts&...

I'm in need of a video editor with a knack for creating engaging personal video montages. My project involves: - Combining family, travel, and event videos into a compelling montage. - All footage provided is under 3 hours in total. - The preferred editing style is funny/comical with special effects and music. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in modern video editing software. - Experience in creating personal/family video montages. - Excellent sense of pace and timing. - Ability to craft narrative within a music video framework. - A keen eye for detail and a creative mind are a must to transform our precious memories into an attractive video montage. - sense of humour

I am seeking a skilled ed...Document Types: My project includes a mix of technical, academic, and creative writing pieces. - Word Count: The documents to be proofread and edited are more than 1000 words each. - Primary Goal: I am primarily looking to enhance the clarity and readability and provide me exact solution as per my need. The ideal candidate for this project should have: - Proven experience in editing a variety of texts, including technical and academic papers, creative writing, etc. - A keen eye for detail to spot and correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors. - Strong writing skills to help improve the overall style and tone of the documents. If you have the expertise and experience necessary to help me elevate the quality of my work, I look forward to your...

I would like to create a video of a wake filmed at a pub this Saturday 18th May 24 at 3pm to 5pm. The deceased passed unexpectedly and left a 16 yr old son behind. The subject's friends are gathering to mark his passing and we would like to film some of the event to send as a memory to his 16yr old son. We would like to record how people knew the subject and record some funny stories about his life. He was a very funny man. The tone of the final output should convey a celebration of the individual's life rather than focusing on the grief. Skills and Experience Required: - Experience in filming wakes or similar events - Proficient in family-style video creation - Expert film editing skills to highlight key moments - Capacity to produce a video that distinctly celeb...

I'm looking to improve my search engine rankings by building backlinks. Key Requirements: - Backlinks from industry-specific blogs and educational institutions - Anchor texts should be specific and relevant to my content Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in SEO - Experience in backlink building - Knowledge of different types of websites and their potential impact on SEO Looking forward to seeing your proposals!

I'm searching for an experienced translator to assist with some undefined language pair translations. I neglected to specify the content type, this may range from business documents to literary texts or technical manuals. Consequently, I require: - A seasoned translator with diverse translation experience, capable of working on different types of documents. - Please showcase your past experiences while bidding, and highlight your strengths working with different language pairs and types of documents. - Fluency in multiple languages, particularly uncommon ones, would be highly advantageous. Your expertise should guide me in defining the scope of work. This could become an ongoing relationship if the first project is successful. I look forward to hearing from versatile and expe...

I need text animations like the examples in the attached video. The texts I need to animate are: - Tu es un amoureux de Dieu - Tu as soif d'approfondir ton intimité avec Dieu - Tu désires expérimenter Sa présence qui guérit et transforme Yes, using the Three text I sent earlier animated on a water splash back ground in the style of the video I sent you. the name of the event is "Thirsty." so I wanted a water slapsh background or something that illustrates water. Water spalsh reveal the text. Text color orange and backgournd blueish like htese image.

...5. Services/Programs 6. Books to buy 7. Video to watch The changes we need in our website template, row to row: 1. Head: our logo It is ok. 2. Blog with 3 news 2.1 Titles of the news has to be changed in lowercase (only first letter uppercase) 2.2 The text of the news have to wrap at the end of the word, not interrupting the word 3. Field of actions (aree di intervento) 3.1 The the written texts (Empowerment delle Persone, Empowerment delle Aziende, Empowerment delle Comunità Locali) have to be centred in the middle (horizontal direction) of 3 columns of news 4. Events 4.1 The width of the "Event" box have to be the same as the width of the "News" box (row n. 2) 4.2 The description of the events have to appear and the countdown of the missing days...

...Social media management: creating a robust strategy, setting up and improving accounts, posting regular updates and interacting with our community. The aim is to create a positive and engaging online presence for my brand. - Content creation: producing pertinent, engaging, and share-worthy content. A level of creativity is required here as you'll be making visually compelling posts and catchy texts to attract and retain our audience. - Online advertising: designing and implementing advertising campaigns, optimizing for performance and analyzing results to improve future campaigns. You should be seasoned in marketing with a record of successful social media campaigns aimed at young adults and professionals. Strong copywriting skills and a creative mind are also highly des...

I need to extract text and tables from a series of PDFs and convert them into an Excel file. The main requirements for this project include: - Extracting text: The texts from the PDF files need to be carefully extracted and placed into the corresponding cells in the Excel sheet. - Tables: There are some tables within the PDFs that need to be accurately reproduced in Excel. The Excel file must preserve the original formatting of the text and tables, so as to maintain the integrity of the data. The PDFs are only in English, so no complex multilingual extraction is required. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in PDF to Excel conversion - Strong attention to detail - Ability to preserve original formatting in Excel - Excellent English language understanding and communication

I'm seeking proficient translators who are bilingual in Arabic and French. This project involves translating documents in general, non-technical terminology from Arabic to French, and vice versa. Here's what I'm looking for: - Native speakers of Arabic and French. - Experience in translation between these languages. - Familiarity with general, non-specialized texts. - Ability to deliver accurate and culturally sensitive translations. Having familiarity with different dialects of both languages would be an added advantage. The main goal is to maintain the originality and essence of the text while ensuring the translation reads naturally, as if originally written in the target language. Please share your portfolio and work samples as part of your application.

...acquire some Paid or In Kind (free stuff) Sponsorships.. Food, liquor, etc. Maybe even speakers if possible. I prefer a paid sponsor. Also need help on strategy. Such as what to include in pitch deck and best approach when contacting companies. Event Location: New York Hosted by: The page is a social media account that posts popular millennial Black culture memes, quotes, funny videos. Recap video of party will be displayed on the IG account & will include coverage/product placement of sponsors. Here is an example of last years party recap video: Party will be in same location, and similar vibe. The crowd will consist of young black millennial socialites, ages 25-40. In the group will be creators, influencers, black professionals

I have a French text, short in length (2 pages), that requires a comprehensive commentary (4 pages) . I'm looking for a freelancer who has: - An excellent command of French - A background in history, preferably with specific expertise in various periods. The period d...short in length (2 pages), that requires a comprehensive commentary (4 pages) . I'm looking for a freelancer who has: - An excellent command of French - A background in history, preferably with specific expertise in various periods. The period discussed in the text hasn't been specified, so a broad historical knowledge would be advantageous. - Skills in critical analysis and interpretation of texts. Your task will be to read through the French text and provide a comprehensive commentary on its histo...

I'm currently working on a video podcast that humorously explores British culture. I'm in need of an experienced comedy scriptwriter who's adept at crafting light-hearted and whimsical content. Key Responsibilities: - Create engaging and funny scripts that humorously explore various aspects of British culture. - Write content that resonates with a broad audience, tapping into the light-hearted and whimsical tone I'm aiming for. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Extensive experience in writing comedy, preferably for video or audio formats. - A solid understanding of British culture and its nuances. - Ability to deliver fresh and original content that's both entertaining and informative. - A keen sense of humor and a knack for light-hearted and whimsical comedy...

...create an engaging and humorous short video script, of approximately 300 - 400 words. The script should center around funny workplace scenarios leveraging satire as the form of humor. I need you to develop characters such as a Boss, an Employee, and a Co-worker. I have some sample scripts and videos to give you an idea of what I am looking for. Ideal skills and experience for this job include: - Proficiency in script writing, particularly in creating comedic content - Strong acting skills, specially in performing comedic roles - Experience in developing office-based characters and scenarios - A sound understanding and knowledge of Satire as a form of humor - A knack for creating funny workplace dialogues and situations. If you are up for this interesting project, I welco...

...undetermined (the freelancer must figure out which one) main WordPress theme. The ideal freelancer has to have experience dealing with WordPress themes and should be capable of figuring out the main theme on their own. Key Tasks: - Install Photograph Child Theme on main WordPress theme - Ensure compatibility of the child theme with the main theme The entire child theme design (pictures, logos, texts, etc.) must be loaded correctly so that the freelancer can immediately begin editing the site blocks according to my task given to the freelancer. The freelancer will need to be proficient in WordPress, theme installation, and troubleshooting. The ability to determine the parent WordPress theme through analysis of the website is necessary. Knowledge on customizing WordPress...

I am in need of someone who can provide me with motivational resources to support my endeavors in achieving personal growth. Key tasks include: - Providing texts, videos, audios, or any other forms of resources that motivate and inspire. - Regularly updating these resources to ensure their effectiveness and relevance. - Assist me in the application of the motivational resources in day-to-day living, with the ultimate aim to enhance my strength, both mental and physical, as well as my overall health. Ideal Skills: - Experience in motivational speaking or coaching - Understanding of psychology or personal development - Resourceful and creative in procuring or creating motivational materials - Excellent communication skills This is not just a job for me, it's a journey. I ...

I'm looking for a skilled speech writer who can create a modern, humorous best man speech that captures the essence of the bride and groom's relationship, as well as some childhood memories with the groom. - The theme of the wedding is modern, so the speech should complement this style. - The tone of the speech should be light-hearted, funny, and engaging. - The best man speech should include anecdotes about the bride and groom's relationship, as well as some childhood memories with the groom. Ideal skills and experience: - Prior experience in speech writing, particularly wedding speeches. - Ability to infuse humor into the speech while keeping it engaging. - Understanding of modern wedding themes and the dynamics of relationships. Looking forward to hearing from t...

I'm seeking a professional for a data entry project that involves typing data from physical documents, specifically, typed texts. Key tasks include: - Converting all information from physical typed texts into digital form - Ensuring accuracy and efficiency of data - Verifying the integrity of the data Ideal candidates would have: - Strong typing skills, fast and accurate, with an eye for detail - Experience in data entry, particularly transcribing from physical documents - Superior skills in organization and multitasking, as timeliness is critical for this job. Please address these requirements in your bid. I look forward to working with a professional who can deliver high-quality results.

...or willingness to learn specific content creation strategies to maximize viewer retention and engagement, specifically on YouTube (George Blackman is a great resource () Excellent storytelling, writing, and editing skills, capable of conveying complex tech information in an engaging and accessible manner. (Emphasis on witty, funny, educational but entertaining writing!) * Other than any meetings needed, your hours are flexible and will be mainly async. Important Note: * While AI tools can be utilized for preliminary research and as an aid, they should not contribute more than 5-10% to the scriptwriting process. We emphasize the importance of original, human-driven creativity in scriptwriting, as AI is not yet adept at capturing

...Youtube. * Able to know or learn George Blackman's content creation strategies, including mini-payoffs and compelling hooks and outros, to maximize viewer retention and engagement. () * Excellent storytelling, writing, and editing skills, with the ability to convey complex information in an engaging way. (Emphasis on witty, funny, educational but entertaining writing!) * Other than any meetings needed, your hours are flexible and will be mainly async. Important Note: * While AI tools can be utilized for parts of the preliminary research and as an aid, they should not contribute more than 5-10% to the scriptwriting process. We emphasize the importance of original, human-driven creativity in scriptwriting, as AI is not yet

...who can convert my existing business plan from a word document to a clear and informative PowerPoint presentation. The length of the presentation should be approximately 20 slides. So you need to include only the most important points and topics from each sections " Strategic Plan ,Operational Plan, Marketing and Financial Plans . and any other Important points. You have the ability to shorten texts if you needed. Though I've provided the above points, your creativity and input will be much appreciated to successfully convey the business plan efficiently and memorably to my audience. As I skipped on the main objective, I want the PowerPoint to be an overall synthesis of all the key points in the business plan. Relevant experience in business plan presentations will...

USE THE PHOTO I UPLOADED!!!! I am seeking a creative and talented illustrator who can bring an engaging and humorous vision to life. I the photo of the car I uploaded performing some funny stunts – specifically, I want to see the car jumping a ramp with flames shooting out its back. This should strike the perfect balance between funny and impressive, crafted with a sense of light-hearted fun. USE THE PICTURE I UPLOADED INTO THIS! Although I have left some questions unanswered, I invite freelancers to use their creativity and propose different funny add-ons or elements to be incorporated with the base idea. Preferred freelancer skills & experiences: - Graphic design or illustration experience - Creative mind with a sense of humor - Understanding of visual...

I'm looking for a graphic designer to assist with creating nursing-related designs for various products. These products include straw toppers, stickers, mugs, bags, socks, congratulation items/gift for graduating nursing school and etc. The primary goal for these designs is to create a UNIQUE, cohesive and appealing brand identity. Funny and out of the box ideas are welcomed :) Key Requirements: - Expertise in graphic design with a focus on creating visually appealing and cohesive designs - Experience in designing for physical products such as mugs, bags, and stickers - Understanding of nursing-related elements and themes - Ability to incorporate elements such as nurse hats, medical equipment, nursing quotes, symbols, and care scenes into the designs in a creative and visually...

I am seeking a skilled 2D animator for a simple, yet captivatin...providing you with the music as well as a theme to base your animations on. Specifically, your contributions will involve: - Developing 2D animations that align with the theme of each song - Keeping the complexity to a minimum while ensuring the video is engaging - Incorporating subtitles and occasional on-screen texts in the videos Ideal candidates will have: - Proficiency in 2D animation, particularly for music-themed videos - An understanding of how to integrate subtitles and texts into videos - Strong ability to adhere to simplicity while captivating viewers This project does not require extravagant designs or complex animations, rather, your creativity in creating straightforward, engaging 2D animati...

I'm seeking an artist experienced in creating funny, cartoon-styled artwork for a series of meme coins. My preferences are as follows: - Style: I want the artwork's style to be cartoon-like. Someone with a keen eye for creating engaging, humorous cartoons would be ideal for this project. - Color Scheme: Please stick to warm colors such as reds, oranges, and yellows to portray the energetic and upbeat vibe I'm aiming for. - Mood: The overall tone should be humorous. The artwork should infuse an element of fun and should casually connect with the meme coin community. - Themes are: Politics Sports Cats This is a unique project; hence, prior experience in creating digital cartoons or digital assets, especially in the cryptocurrency world, will prove beneficial. The ...

I'm seeking a talented graphics designer to create a cartoonish style sticker of chicken Joe as a paratrooper for personal expression. Cartoonish, chicken strapped as an 82nd airborne army. The key requirements are: - Sticker design centered around personal expression - Cartoonish style artwork - Sticker must be medium-sized, between 5 and 10 cm Not much experienced, just make it funny and have fun with it. Need 40 stickers. Please send me your quote.

I'm looking for an experienced script writer to create a funny, engaging text for a promotional video. The video is aimed at individuals who have yard work to do (snow blowing, lawn mowing, leaf blowing). It should be something that resonates with their experience and brings a smile to their face. Key requirements: - Experience in writing scripts for promotional videos - Ability to create humorous content - Understanding of the target audience, particularly people involved in yard work Please share previous projects or examples that demonstrate your skills in creating engaging, funny video scripts. The product we are promoting is called Yarbo - 3-in-1 multi-function yard robot. It's fully autonomous and can be controlled remotely.

I need an experienced video editor familiar with advanced editing techniques. The project revolves primarily around videos intended for company branding and promotion. Considering this, the main tasks will include: - Cutting, merging, and editing video footage - Adding effects and transitions to improve engagement - Specifically working with text overlays on video -Adding Short Funny Video fillers Ideal experts for this job will have significant experience in promotional video editing, combine Educational with Entertainment and Inspirational bits, proficiency in text overlay techniques, and a keen eye for what type of visual editing increases engagement in a corporate context. A Detailed Script will be provided with the raw video. A deep understanding of branding is beneficial. ...

I'm looking for a creative photo editor who can artistically place our pets into fo...attire. Your creativity is very welcome. - The edited photos should be as photo-realistic as possible. I don't want an abstract or cartoon aesthetic. - I'd prefer if the outfits are varied – some adding tuxedos, some incorporating dresses, and some according to your artistic vision. The ideal candidate should have: - Extensive experience in photo editing - A creative mind for dressing up pets in funny yet stylish ways - Ability to produce photo-realistic edits - Good reviews of similar projects You don't have to be a pet lover to take this project, but it would definitely be a plus! Your proposal should include links to similar works you've done before. I look forw...

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I'm in need of a talented cartoonist who can create vibrant, funny and exaggerated caricatures in a traditional, hand-drawn style for my corporate events. Key requirements: - **Caricature Style**: The primary requirement is that your caricatures should be 'Cartoonish' in nature. It's essential that you can deliver a style that is humorous, quirky, and suitable for a light-hearted atmosphere. - **Purpose**: The caricatures will be used for an engagement party, so they should be appropriate for a professional setting but can lean into certain inappropriateness for humour purposes. - **Format**: I am looking for the caricatures in physical form, not digital. You'll need to create them on paper or other suitable medium so they can be handed out and taken home...

As the owner of a website that's transitioning from WordPress to Laravel, I require a skilled developer to aid in the migration process. TASKS: • Import all contents of my WordPress posts to Laravel. This includes all posts without exception. • The post importation process involves not only the texts, but also images, comments, and metadata attached to each post. • While migration may be the primary focus, I'm also looking at adapting a new design in Laravel so I'd prefer someone who can handle the adaptation process efficiently. Previous experience in redesigning content layouts would be a plus. IDEAL CANDIDATE: • A Laravel and WordPress expert. • Proven experience in redesigning content layout. • Understands the importance of ...

...for our international company. The website will contain information about our company and the product we rent out to other professionals. We want a clean, modern, buisness website. based on a CSS framework. We are not looking for a web content management system like wordpress. I need the design to be programmed on our server including the needed .css files, javascripts. We will be adding the texts, images and special scripts later on. - The design should be unique and original. So no basic wordpress deisgn; - There are no high resolution photo's; - We want clear and ordered script - The design and colours should be based on our logo; - The website will have a menu with 2 or 3 submenu's; - The website will be rich of information/photos of our products and events; - Th...