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    I am looking for a skilled audio-video production freelancer to create a fun and playful...family photos - Background music that complements the imagery and the theme - Creative integration of the birthday celebrant's image into popular film clips The ideal candidate should be adept in video editing, photo integration, and audio enhancement. Experience in using various software like Adobe Photoshop and Premiere Pro is highly appreciated. As the theme is playful, a flair for integrating humor without losing sophistication is a must. This project requires a keen eye for detail and the ability to envision a coherent story out of various elements. The success of the project will be determined by seamless transitions, effective music-video combination, and the enjoyment of the birt...

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    ...You Rather" jokes for a middle school audience. The jokes should: - Be suitable for middle school students. - Be delivered in written form, without the need for illustrations or audio. - not IA generated - not from internet or from existing books (sorry, we already have them all) Ideal candidates for this project are: - Experienced writers or joke creators who understand the unique sense of humor of middle schoolers. - Able to produce engaging and fun content that is suitable for kids/family party. - Creative and able to come up with a wide range of jokes on different everyday topics. Your work will help entertain and engage our young listeners and must respect the target audience's age and sensibilities. We can discuss for a prize for ---10 quality joke---. Each ...

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    I'm looking for a skilled Photoshop expert who has a knack for creating hilarious and eye-catching face swaps. This project aims to craft laughs and shared amusement, so consider this when swapping the faces on the provided image. Requirements: - Replace the faces on the supplied photo...disrupted. - Maintain the background scenery, body positions, color, and lighting effects of the original image. - Adjust as necessary for naturalistic integration of the new faces without compromising the original photo's features. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Advanced Photoshop skills - Understanding of lighting and angles for believable image manipulation - Creative mindset with a sense of humor - Previous experience with similar work is a plus Enjoy the process and let's c...

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    I'm looking for a skilled WordPress developer to create a professional website for my company. This site will be a hub for all our services and help in lead generation. Key Features: - You can use a theme to create the website. but the theme should have a clean, modern design with easy navigation. - You'll have to give me options to select/finalize a WP theme. - I can...- Strong portfolio showcasing similar work. This project would suit a freelancer skilled in both the technical aspects of web development and the aesthetic aspects of design. If you're capable of marrying these two elements effectively, I'd love to hear from you. Attached you can find: - Detailed specs for the website along with content - Logo for the Website I'll select the freelancer with ...

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    Hi, I need help with optimizing this air-venturi. The goal is to: 1, Adjust this air-venturi to maximize the water-aeration with as small air bubbles as possible with given parameters 2, Make it to deliver 200 and 300 liters/h (2 variants) of at 3 bars water pressure. Plus that i need some help to calculate pre...air-venturi. The goal is to: 1, Adjust this air-venturi to maximize the water-aeration with as small air bubbles as possible with given parameters 2, Make it to deliver 200 and 300 liters/h (2 variants) of at 3 bars water pressure. Plus that i need some help to calculate pressure drops in PVC pipes and other flow related tasks . I prefer to pay per hour. And as we are a unfortunately poor startup, lowest rate wins. Please answer with a personal reply and not an AI gener...

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    YOUR BID PRICE IS FINAL; NO LATER CHANGE IS ALLOWED. READ CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU BID. See ATTACHMENTS. Cannot share Code before you accept. I have a Journal App built in PHP/JavaS...notes and then only map creator can download the map as Image/PDF. Leaflet free plugin is there for this. Each created map should have unique link. Creator of map can embed the map in his blog, allow/disallow download, optionally can export inside blog pdf. See one map I created for this job as example Please see the attached video how I created it. Lowest bidder will win. One example plugin Image export:

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    I am in need of an expert who can effectively integrate WebRTC and Asterisk to achieve real-time audio and video communication. This functionality is intended primarily for internal team members. Therefore, it should ensure: - Seamless and effective call routing and handling - Successful integration with our existing telephony systems - Provision of standard-definition quality for both audio and video communication The ideal candidate for this project has substantial experience with WebRTC and Asterisk, and has successfully executed similar integration projects in the past. This professional should also be knowledgeable about telephony systems and their integration for real-time communication capabilities.

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    Hello Freelancers, I am looking for an experienced professional who can assist me in extracting specific details from Tally using ODBC. The required data fields include: Purchase date Invoice number Vendor name Product (inventory name) Product quantity Rate Amount SGST CGST IGST Freight charge Gross amount The task involves creating a TDL (Tally Definition Language) or TCP (Tally Compiled Program) file that will facilitate the extraction of this data from the Tally database using ODBC Requirements: Strong knowledge and experience with Tally and its database structure. Proficiency in TDL or TCP file creation. Familiarity with ODBC for database connectivity. Ability to automate the extraction process to ensure seamless and accurate data retrieval. Deliverables: A functional TDL or...

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    I'm looking for a professional who can create job ad templates for me in both Word and PDF formats. 6 ads to copy paste to 6 templates I can share few samples you can use the same to design. All contents, logos, images & similar editable formats will be shared. Will award for the lowest price with reviews.

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    I need an experienced designer to enhance my current logo to high definition. Key Requirements: - Improve the resolution and quality of the existing logo to high definition - Provide two versions of the logo: 1. With a transparent background 2. With a specific background color of my choice The original source file for the logo is not available. Therefore, the ideal freelancer for this project should be able to work with the current logo format (JPEG, PNG or SVG) and enhance it to high definition without the original source file. Please note that the quality of the HD logo should be suitable for professional use, and the final files should be provided in a format allowing for easy editing in the future.

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    I'm in need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scri...need of a creative and skilled writer to craft comedy skits for my TikTok channel. The highly engaging content should target an adult audience. Key Requirements: - Skilled in writing comedy scripts - Able to deliver in a storyboard format - Understanding of TikTok trends and audience preferences - Strong storytelling and joke-writing abilities The ideal freelancer should have a keen sense of humor, an understanding of the TikTok platform and be able to produce content that resonates specifically with an adult audience. I'm looking for skits that are funny, relatable a...

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    ...that can provide minimized latency to a website origin hidden behind a Cloudflare proxy. The task encompasses: - Identifying the server with the lowest possible ping based in Europe. - The server should run on a Windows operating system. - The ultimate objective is to improve user experience by minimizing latency. Ideal freelancers for this job will have a robust understanding of server locations, operating systems and how they interplay with website latency. Experience with Cloudflare proxies, Windows-based servers, and in-depth knowledge on achieving optimal latency is distinctly beneficial. The website would be and I require the lowest ping when buying an item on the sites trading page. Ping can be checked with the green icon top left on or any

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    ...questions. Why should you respect that? Just skim the document and then try to get me to talk about it in detail. That’s a great way to irritate me. 3. Ask me, “So, what is your budget on this?” In case you hadn’t noticed, this is a “bid” project. You place your bid, you also include how long it will take for you to complete the project, and then I make the decision. No, I don’t go with the lowest bid, but uncompetitively high bids definitely get rejected. Remember, there are hundreds of guys just like you who think they’re the best full stack developers out there, and most of them probably have better track records on freelancer.com than you do. My last project (a week ago) had over 120 bids on it. 119 of them got rejected, an...

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    I'm in need of someone who can watch a sketch comedy video for entertainment purposes. The goal is to have a good laugh and enjoy the content. Key points: - Video Genre: Comedy - Delivery: Sketch Comedy Your task is pretty straightforward; watch the video and enjoy the comedy. A background in entertainment and a good sense of humor is essential. This project should be done with a light heart and an open mind.

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    an experienced C++ or Python or Tenserflow or Java or AI (etc.) developer to create a software program for Windows. A skilled developer with expertise in creating a dynamically pixelating images (not simple machine or grid pixelation). The program should have the following functionalities: - dynamically pixelate any imported image into mathematical, non-mathematical or cust...files - intuitive interactivity with user friendly adjustments, selections and editing The ideal freelancer would have extensive experience in graphic programming, creating image pixelation algorithms and a strong background in developing highly interactive programs for Windows, understanding artistic elements/nuances and familiarity with software development and adhering to deadlines Winning bidder will s...

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    I need a comprehensive business report based on historic data of company. More details will be provided to eligible bidder.

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    I'm in need of a talented ghostwriter to help create engaging content for my blog, website, and social media channels. - I'm looki...ghostwriter to help create engaging content for my blog, website, and social media channels. - I'm looking for pieces with less than 500 words that can captivate and entertain my audience. - The goal is to keep the content light, fun, and engaging, so the ability to inject humor and personality into your writing is essential. - This will be an ongoing project, so consistency in style and quality is crucial. Ideal candidates should have a good understanding of different writing styles, a knack for injecting humor into their writing, and a portfolio demonstrating their skill at creating engaging, entertaining content. Look...

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    I'm in need of a talented ghostwriter to help create engaging content for my blog, website, and social media channels. - I'm looki...ghostwriter to help create engaging content for my blog, website, and social media channels. - I'm looking for pieces with less than 500 words that can captivate and entertain my audience. - The goal is to keep the content light, fun, and engaging, so the ability to inject humor and personality into your writing is essential. - This will be an ongoing project, so consistency in style and quality is crucial. Ideal candidates should have a good understanding of different writing styles, a knack for injecting humor into their writing, and a portfolio demonstrating their skill at creating engaging, entertaining content. Look...

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    Completing a 90-second corporate video for my digital marketing agency is my objective. The video will emphasize the services we provide, so proficiency in creating engaging, promotional content is a must. My wish is for a visually cohesive piece, similar in style to this video: To ensure optimal viewability, the video should be in 4K Ultra High Definition resolution. This project will require: - Keen eye for detail - Extensive editing experience in similar projects - Excellent storytelling abilities - Fluency in 4K video editing software - Ability to work within deadlines On-time delivery and high quality are key to this project's success.

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    FOR AU BASED FREELANCERS As an authority handling police evidence from Axon, I require assistance with the task of converting these received videos to DVD format. Key Responsibilities: - Convert the received video files into a format that can be recorded onto a DVD. - Ensure that the content retains its High Definition quality post conversion. - Append timestamp inclusive playback on the DVD. Ideal Candidate: - Has experience with Axon video file types. - Familiar with professional video conversion tools and techniques. - Understands the specifics of video recording onto DVDs. - Able to maintain HD quality through the conversion process. - Can annotate with timestamp during playback.

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    ...intended for adult humor enthusiasts and should reflect this audience's interests. Key Requirements: - Design Style: While the design should cater to adult humor enthusiasts, I'm open to a range of design styles. From minimalistic to vintage to cartoonish, I'm looking for a creative expert who can bring unique and engaging ideas to the table. - Quantity: I need assistance with creating around 1-5 T-shirt designs. - Original Artwork Files: Once the designs are finalized, I will need the original artwork files to ensure high-quality reproduction when uploaded to our supplier. Ideal Skills: - Strong understanding of different design styles and ability to adapt to various design preferences. - Experience in creating T-shirt designs, especially for niche audi...

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    I need a skilled freelancer to install and configure Dolibarr for our company's productive site on our intranet. Here are the specifics: IA definition: (below you can see my own) - We need the inventory management, manufacturing, service contracts and human resources management features to be properly configured. - The system must be set up for 1-10 users to access on our intranet. Customizations and integrations: - We may require custom reports or dashboards, although the specifics for these are not yet entirely defined. - There may be other custom integrations needed as the project progresses. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in Dolibarr installation and configuration - Previous experience in setting up Dolibarr for small businesses - Strong underst...

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    I'm in need of a talented individual who can create high-quality, cartoonish style animated GIFs for my marketing and promotional campaigns. Key Requirements: - Create funny and humorous, yet professional animated GIFs for my promotional and marketing needs. - The GIFs will be used across various platforms such as social media, email ...Conceptualizing and storyboarding the GIFs. - Designing and animating the cartoonish GIFs in a way that is both entertaining and fits the marketing purposes. - Ensuring the final product is of high-quality and is ready for distribution across multiple platforms. If you have a strong background in creating animated marketing content, particularly in a cartoonish style, and are ready to bring some humor and creativity into your work, I'd lo...

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    Beginner level freealancer to create an mcq list for moodle quiz website in Aiken formatting. Aiken format I am following is Frusemide tablets 40mg tablets are in stock. How many would you give for ... The first 428 questions are ready. Once the Question and Answer pdf is given, In the format mentioned above, just add another 3 options in Google sheet, and write the answer in Aiken formatting. Note: The question should be in one line (cell). After Each "ANSWER: X" is marked, the next line/row will be blank. Can you do a sample for the first 3 mcq? Can you do this for a 5-star review and lowest price? Do the sample in the attached Excel file by referring to the PDF attached. For sample, do the 3rd, 4th and 5th question as example in google sheet online and share th...

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    I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a custom trading script in Pinescript on the TradingView platform. This script will be based on identifying and monitoring market trends. Key Project Details: - The script should be able to accurately identify a trend based on the definition of "higher highs and higher lows". - When a trend is identified, the script should take no immediate action but continue to monitor the market conditions. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Pine Script and experience with TradingView platform. - Strong understanding of technical analysis, particularly in the context of identifying trends. - Previous experience in developing trading scripts or bots is highly advantageous. - A background in finance or trading would be ...

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    I'm looking for a skilled developer who can create a custom trading script in Pinescript on the TradingView platform. This script will be based on identifying and monitoring market trends. Key Project Details: - The script should be able to accurately identify a trend based on the definition of "higher highs and higher lows". - When a trend is identified, the script should take no immediate action but continue to monitor the market conditions. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in Pine Script and experience with TradingView platform. - Strong understanding of technical analysis, particularly in the context of identifying trends. - Previous experience in developing trading scripts or bots is highly advantageous. - A background in finance or trading would be ...

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    I am in need of someone adept in Excel and knowledgeable in medicine, especially in dosages and weight-based calculations. The challenging ...medications based on the guidelines I have on hand. - Modifying the weight-based formula in alignment to these dosage updates. Skills and experience: - Proficient in Excel and worksheet protection - Comprehensive understanding of medical dosages - Experience or understanding of weight related dosages calculations. I will provide the necessary medication and dosage guidelines to the successful bidder for reference. The ideal candidate needs to have a keen eye for detail and strong knowledge in medicinally related calculations. This is not only a spreadsheet editing task, but also requires understanding and applying medical knowledge a...

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    Help me with existing project to optimize the performance of core functionality and add some basic new functionalities. If you're genuine bidder then please write "php&python" in starting of your bid. This is kind of urgent and need to do it in around 1-2 weeks.

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    I need an experienced Python developer to assist with a project. The specific tasks will be discussed directly with the successful bidder. I am looking for someone who is well-versed in Python and has a strong foundation in programming. Expectations: - Ability to work independently and problem-solve - Can communicate effectively and provide updates - Previous experience with Python is a must - Familiarity with data analysis, web scraping, or automation is a plus.

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    The project “PlayBox (OTT Platform)” Includes No Any type of Subscrition So Any person use this platform free of cost. In general, depending on who you ask, there is usually a certain lack of consensus regarding the definition of OTT. Operators, hardware manufacturers and OTT platforms – as well as their audiences – see things differently and have other things in mind as far as OTT is concerned.

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    I'm seeking an energetic and engaging actor who can boldly approach people on the street and ask them trivia questions centered around pop culture. - The right candidate would ideally have a background in an interactive and spontaneous f...centered around pop culture. - The right candidate would ideally have a background in an interactive and spontaneous form of entertainment such as improv or stand-up comedy. - This job requires a friendly and approachable demeanor to establish quick rapport and get people to participate on camera. - The goal of this project is to create humorous responses from the public - so, a great sense of humor and quick wit would be beneficial. - Additionally, some knowledge of pop culture would be advantageous in facilitating engaging and entertai...

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    ...Your work must revolve around: - Political figures - Social issues - Satire These cartoons need to be impactful and carry a strong message related to the above themes. It's essential that you have a good understanding of how to use humor and satire to convey political and social commentary. Cartoons will be reproduced as: - Digital images - Printed illustrations I'm looking for a variety of styles – some cartoons should be in color, others in black and white. Ideal Skills: - Proficient in creating political cartoons - Comfortable with satire and humor as mediums to depict social commentary - Able to deliver in both digital and printed formats - Experienced in both black and white and colored cartoons. Your portfolio, showcasing previous work i...

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    ...animated intros. Me and my brothers are starting the WolfBorn youtube/twitch channel. I'm fairly new to editing so I have no experience in making an intro especially in the design that I'm looking for. - The Ideal Candidate: I'm searching for someone with a demonstrated background in animation and video editing. If you have successfully completed projects in a similar vein and have a keen sense of humor crucial to the tone of my videos, this project might be right up your alley. - Project Specifics: The animation should reflect a humorous tone, engaging viewers and invoking laughter and enjoyment. It should divert from the mundane and unprecedented to provide a unique visual treat for our target audience. We are going for a Viking like tone obviously involving...

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    I am in need of expert help to get a standard definition video recording cleaned up so that the voices can be heard more clearly. The recording is marred by background music and ambient noises such as wind and traffic. Ideal Skills: - Audio Editing Expertise - Previous work in noise reduction and audio enhancement. - Experience working with video recordings. Expectations: - The final output should filter out the background music and wind/traffic noise but not affect the clarity of the voices. - Please handle the recordings confidentially.

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    I am looking for bidder to grow my fresh profile on Freelancer. Earlier I was working on Fiverr. I have served 600+ clients with 4.9 ratings on Fiverr. Now, I want to grow on this platform. My expertise are graphics designing, photoshop, Ad design, photo editing.

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    I'm looking for programmers with solid experience in DeFi app development, particularly related to Liquidity pools, Yield farming, and Staking rewards. Key requirements for this project: - Creating a DeFi application that incorporates the above-mentioned features. A fully automated platform, that searches for highest return per transaction, and yet lowest or no risk opportunities in , liquidity pools , arbitrage of all sorts, staking, yield farming and any potential combination to achieve same goal. Ideally, this will be a platform similar to Krystal, but with the added features of above automation based on user request for each item of opportunity. Software must be able to find, on all existing platforms and exchanges these opportunities, evaluate risk factor, and based on us...

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    I'm looking for a simple and minimalistic lineart design, in a cartoonish st...design is for personal use, so I'm not looking for anything overly detailed or commercial-grade. Key points: - The lineart should depict the cat and human swapping their physical forms but not their pose or their facial expressions. A bit of humor in the design is encouraged. - The style should be cartoonish but not overly detailed. The simplicity and minimalism of the lineart are what I'm aiming for. Ideal freelancer: - Experience in creating cartoonish lineart is highly desired. - Ability to create simple, yet expressive, designs that convey the humor of the situation. - Previous experience or examples of similar projects would be a huge plus, so please include your portfolio ...

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    I'm in need of a talented video editor who can help me with camera tracking. The goal of this project is to add 3D elements to a scene. The output format I'm looking for is High Definition (HD). The work will mainly involve: - Implementing camera tracking - Integrating 3D elements into the video - Ensuring the output is in High Definition (HD) Ideal Candidate: - Proficient in video editing and camera tracking - Experience with 3D elements integration - Capable of delivering in High Definition (HD) - Good communication skills for collaboration. If you can provide these services, please get in touch.

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    I'm looking for a creative designer to create a logo for my organization, Sierra Leone Community Social Organization Inc. The logo needs to feature the full name in a...understanding of how to make a design versatile and adaptable across different mediums. Logo design Description I need a new logo made with the letters/ words in a cycle : SIERRA LEONE COMMUNITY SOCIAL ORGANIZATION INC The logo should be creative for a COMMUNITY SOCIAL ORGANIZATION. We need a logo that will stand time and other business names added to it to flow. A web 3.0 logo, Need a High definition logo with all files format and can print on any scale. I am looking for and give me your best color design. I need the files edited in PHOTOSHOP and other editing applications and in 3D All file formats are n...

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    I am searching for a talented meme creator to produce entertaining, image-based memes for a general public audience. - The primary ...entertaining, image-based memes for a general public audience. - The primary purpose of these memes will be to entertain, rather than focusing on brand promotion or social media engagement. - The memes are to be crafted for a general public audience, so a good understanding of mainstream humor and pop culture references is essential. Ideal skills for the job include: - Graphic design and image editing - Proficiency with popular meme formats and trends - Creativity and a good sense of humor - Understanding of mainstream humor and pop culture references I am looking for someone who can create engaging, shareable memes that will resonat...

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    I'm looking for a skilled web developer to create a platform where I can share my how-to videos and users can purchase access to them for a limited time. Once their access expires, they should not be able to view the tutorial anymore. Video must not be downloadable If you will require more than $200 please don’t bid. Lowest bid gets the work Key Features: - Video Hosting: Implement a secure and reliable way to host my video content on the website. - Limited-Time Access: Set up a system that allows users to purchase access to the videos for a specific period, after which their access will be revoked. - User Registration: Implement a simple user registration system that enables users to create accounts on the platform. - Payment Integration: Integrate Credit/Debit Cards ...

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    I'm looking for a designer to create a funny, bright and colorful T-shirt design that incorporates popular memes. - You should be able to leverage existing popular memes in a fresh and creative way, resulting in a design that's both visu...appealing and sure to make people smile. - An understanding of color theory and how to use bright and colorful palettes is a must to ensure the design pops on the shirt. - Experience with designing for print on demand services or T-shirt printing is a plus, as the final design should be easily translatable to a physical product. Please share your portfolio demonstrating your experience with both humor and color, and ideally, any previous T-shirt design work you've done.

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    ...best value homes in Bismarck ND on a daily basis. The chosen professional will upload these findings to a daily deals page on my website. Monthly budget to start is $300. That's $10 per day for about 1 hour per day minimum research. Give me one to show you know what I want. Key Responsibilities: - Identify and handpick the best available homes in Bismarck ND - Focus on best value, not just the lowest priced - Upload daily findings to a specifically designated page on my website Ideal Applicant: - Proficient in real estate market trends, particularly in Bismarck / Mandan ND - Experience in curating or sourcing real estate deals - Familiarity with platforms like is a plus - Strong ability to identify the best value deals - Reliable and punctual, able to deliver by 9 a.m. ce...

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    I need a hand in mastering the use of MS Outlook. Specific tasks I require assistance with include...tasks I require assistance with include: - Managing and organizing my contacts - Sorting and structuring my emails - Creating folders for better email management - Effective calendar management via Nextech EMR Moreover, I am unsure if linking Outlook to Teams or iCloud might boost my productivity. Hence, I need advice on possible integrations and synchronization with other platforms. The ideal bidder is proficient in MS Outlook, with experience in Teams or iCloud, and EMR systems, especially Nextech. Your ability to provide practical, simple solutions is highly valued. ( I WOULD NOT EXPECT MY TUTOR/ASSISTANT TO KNOW NEXTECH :) ) Completion of the project should ideally be withi...

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    I'm looking for a skilled photoshopper to help me create a realistic prank image for my YouTube channel. - Image: You'll be working with a photo of myself that I'll provide. - Mood: The final image should look realistic, not exaggerated or o...Image: You'll be working with a photo of myself that I'll provide. - Mood: The final image should look realistic, not exaggerated or overly comical. - Setting: I'd like the hospital room to be a modern one, with the usual hospital bed and other standard equipment. Ideal skills and experience: - Proficient in Photoshop to create realistic images - Experience in photo manipulation, especially in humor-oriented projects - Attention to detail to make the image look convincing Please reach out if you're in...

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    I'm looking for a professional who can set up an automatic download of mainly .csv files from FTP, SFTP, https and webscraping-login. The script should be configured to run daily/weekly at pre-defined time - con...pre-defined time - configurable for each file. Requirement: Check after each download that the download has actually been downloaded. Notify user if any errors occur. Key Requirements: - Configure FTP download automation on Windows enviroment or hosted. - Schedule the download to occur at defined day/hour. - Check if download has been succesful. - Clear commented code. I only respond to bids where the bidder clearly has read the description...sorry (not really sorry, lets not waste each others time :) ) I prefer fixed price, but have entered hourly - let me know y...

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    ...minute - Platform: Primarily for social media - Style: I'm looking for a video that has a play on words, something that will make the audience chuckle and remember my brand. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Video production: The freelancer will need to have a strong command of video production and editing. It's crucial that the video is concise, engaging, and of high quality. - Humor: They should have a good sense of humor and a knack for creating content that resonates with a broad audience. - Branding: Experience in creating content that helps to build brand recognition will be highly valued. Looking forward to seeing your creative proposals. The name of our company is PharmaRegs. We are a pharmaceutical regulatory compliance company. When we answer the phone,...

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    I am interested in finding software or a website that produces flowcharts (for an example see attachment file ). It must allow me to upload a file containing the definition of a flowchart and it creates the flowchart (see attached files and ). It will probably also allow me to manually create the flowchart one step at a time. There are three possibilities below: A (write app), B (find app) and C (find website). For B and C I will: 1. Milestone $5 and immediately release it to pay your FL fee when I hire you. 2. Milestone $10 for you to provide B or C below. 3. Release the $10 when you produce B or C. 4. Repeat 2-3 for each additional B or C that I need. For B or C you might have to ask the vendor/website for an example of a flowchart and a file that is

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    As you know, Magento displays the lowest priced simple product associated with configurable products. we want the price of a specific child product to be shown. There are modules designed for this, known as configurable preselect, but I couldn't get it to work. Although there are settings in the module for category or listing display, the preselect feature that works on the product detail page does not work on the category page. Can you solve this problem?

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