Nude celebrity fan needed

I need a serious and geinuine lover of nude celebrities to introduce my nude celebrity site to various and sundry high-quality directories and news groups on the internet. The intent is to build incoming traffic. Note that this is not reciprocal linking and this is not search engine positioning. You must know relevant directories inside out, both those where you introduce the site as a whole, and those where you introduce individual images and videos, and you must be very familiar with all the major newsgroups where you can post introductions to the site. You must be a genuine nude celebrity enthusiast and since the site is honest to a fault, really a serious nude celeb lover haven, you yourself MUST be honest to a fault in your representation of the site. You would post 2 times pr. week, once to permanent directories and once elsewhere. Each time you email a report wich shows the domains you posted to. My site analyzes incoming traffic very carefully so it will be very easy to keep track of the results of your postings. In your pitch please only state: a) your charge pr link to single image posted b) your charge pr directory entrance c) your experience with these matters d) how you would go about this (very generally) Thank you for your attention to this matter.