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I'm in need of a white decal style American flag that is h...and white, that looks suitably distressed. This design will be used for a t-shirt. The key features of this project include: - A white decal style American flag that is distressed hanging strait down - The flag should be in white color scheme because the color of the shirt will be the back ground - The design should be vintage or distressed - The design will also include text, "We will not let you fall' Ideal skills and experience for this project: - Proficiency in graphic design and t-shirt design - Experience in creating distressed or vintage designs - Ability to use a white decal style for the American flag - Creativity in positioning the flag on a t-shirt - A good understanding of the a...

We are looking for a talented designer who can create 10 sarcastic "angry cat" meme images for our memecoin, $CLEETUS on Solana. The images will be used across our social media accounts and on our website. Key Responsibilities: - Develop sarcastic "angry cat" meme images that are engaging and entertaining and do not exist today - Include the attached photo in the meme images created - Ensure the memes are visually appealing and shareable Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficient in graphic design and meme creation - Understanding of the cryptocurrency space - Experience creating content for a general audience - Familiar with social media and website design best practices Please provide samples of your previous meme work in your bid.

I'm looking for a professional logo designer to create a unique and versatile logo for my organization. The logo will be used for a variety of purposes, including online (websites, social media), print (business cards, brochures), and merchandise (t-shirts, mugs). Requirements: - The logo needs to be professional in style; think simple, clean, and suitable for corporate usage. - You'll need to incorporate the color scheme of orange, blue, and white. These colors should convey a sense of trustworthiness and creativity. Ideal Skills: - Experience in creating logos for corporate or organizational use. - Proficiency in understanding and implementing color psychology in design. - Ability to create a design that's versatile and works across various mediums. Pleas...

I'm in need of a proficient data analyst to perform group comparison analysis on my SPSS file. Key Requirements: - The purpose of this analysis is to compare different groups or variables (two). You'll need to identify the relevant groups and perform T-tests/ANOVA accordingly. - You'll be provided the data in SPSS file format, hence experience and a good understanding of SPSS is a must. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proficiency in SPSS and strong statistical analytical skills. - Experience in conducting T-tests and ANOVA. - Ability to interpret and explain results in a clear and concise manner. Please bid if you have the relevant skills and experience for this task.

Use your professional skill and imagination. But please follow the guidelines below and do not deviate. DO NOT SUBMIT UNTIL YOU READ BELOW REQUIREMENTS I WILL AUTOMATICALLY REJECT The REVIVE NEEDS TO BE WHITE The REMIX NEEDS TO BE THOSE DEEPER COLORS IN THE OTHER PICTURE She wants ‘24 to be going from left to right DOWNWARD inside the X of remix. The heart...professional skill and imagination. But please follow the guidelines below and do not deviate. DO NOT SUBMIT UNTIL YOU READ BELOW REQUIREMENTS I WILL AUTOMATICALLY REJECT The REVIVE NEEDS TO BE WHITE The REMIX NEEDS TO BE THOSE DEEPER COLORS IN THE OTHER PICTURE She wants ‘24 to be going from left to right DOWNWARD inside the X of remix. The heart beat needs to be a different color because the shirts ...

...high-complexity T-SQL stored procedure used for data analysis that I need translated into PySpark code. The procedure involves advanced SQL operations, temporary tables, and dynamic SQL. It currently handles over 10GB of data. - Skills Required: - Strong understanding and experience in PySpark and T-SQL languages - Proficiency in transforming high complexity SQL scripts to PySpark - Experience with large volume data processing - Job Scope: - Understand the functionality of the existing T-SQL stored procedure - Rewrite the procedure to return the same results using PySpark - Test the new script with the provided data set The successful freelancer will assure that the new PySpark script can handle a large volume of data and maintain the same output as ...

EASY WIN WITH CLEAR INSTRUCTION ...also want less navy blue incorporated into the image and logo. As a color reference, I will include a second, lighter image. Hoping I will probably get a few entries that complete the task exactly as described, I will award the prize to the most cleaned up and aesthetically pleasing version of the logo. Extra points for extra versions of the logo. I aim to use this image for company polos and tee shirts along with digital and print media. Lastly, I am a sucker for surprise alternatives. If you would like to go for a homerun and offer up an image with an alternative look or color scheme, I wouldn't turn you away. It would have to be a great design to pull me off of the image that is attached though. Either way thank you for your effort, creat...

..."Throne of Grace". Also used (THRN of GRACE) the word (Maranatha), the tagline of (Unapologetic Streetwear For Faith Driven Visionaries) and other Christian based inspiration without out being overly faith based. I'm imagining typography and some imagery to be key design elements in this collection, giving it a timeless yet modern appeal. The capsule must be cohesive and come with mock-ups for shirts, shorts, hats, crewnecks, hoodies, and outwear. Ideal Skills: - Strong understand of vintage and retro aesthetic - Experience with typography design - Able to incorporate images into designs - Knowledge of unisex fashion and trends. Target Audience: The final designs should be appealing to a unisex audience, transcending gender boundaries and making a statement ...

*Notes: this project is a continuation of the overall project as described in the job description and contract for Project 01. Same rules and guidelines apply: https://www.freelancer.com/projects/video-editing/Creative-Talented-VIDEO-EDITOR-Needed/details Total Per Project: $140 (50% off this 5th project, oriignal $280.00) 1/3 - Deposit 40%: $56.00

I'm looking for an experienced T-shirt designer to create a series of designs. The scope of the project is fairly open. If you have a background in designing T-shirts and can handle the full process from concept to print-ready files, this is the job for you.

Hi! I am searching for a photoshop editor that make images ready for t-shirt printing. This would include background removal/changes, possibly adding font to images, and taking handmade illustrations (paintings, etc.) and making the resolution t-shirt ready. In fact, I do not know the specifics in doing that which is exactly why I need your help. Please message me if you are interested. - Object Removal: The images contain some elements that detract from the main product. Your role will be to remove these unnecessary objects carefully, ensuring the main product is not compromised. - Background Change: The current image backgrounds need to be completely removed. This requires precision and skill to make sure there are no remnants left. - Image Transfer: Once the backgroun...

I'd like to use the logo duck without the background colors, zoomed in more and excluding the feet. For the thumbs, can you make them more feather-like? Also, could you add more tattoos on the face, including a tear drop over the glasses and perhaps a few more? The concept is a play on 'thug life' with 'quak lyfe' on the knuckles. Additionally, could you include more face tattoos, maybe even a doo rag?

I'm looking for an inventive designer to create a t-shirt design that promotes my brand's tech savvy stance. The design should speak to young adults aged between 18-29. The Ideal Designer: - Proficient in latest design software - Has previous experience in creating trendy t-shirt designs - Understands how to integrate 'tech savvy' into a compelling visual story Deliverables: - A high-resolution, scalable design fit for t-shirt printing. - Source files upon project completion. Looking forward to seeing your innovative proposals.

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...illustrative logo designer, who can transform my current logo into high resolution files. This will allow me to effectively use it on tee-shirts, business cards, and even integrate it into a QR code. Key Responsibilities: - Transform the existing logo to an illustrative style - Provide high resolution files in PNG, JPEG, and other relevant formats - Create a design that's suitable for tee-shirts and business cards - Optional: Incorporate the logo into a QR code for business card usage Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in creating illustrative logos - Proficient in graphic design software for high resolution outputs - Experience in designing for tee-shirts and business cards - Ability to create innovative designs, including integration with QR ...

I have an image of a license plate that I need converted into a digital image. The final outcome should be a PNG format. I need the digital image to be editable, not just as a whole but also for individual elements like text. The license plate's color scheme should remain as it is in the original image. Ideal skills for this job include: - Proficiency in graphic design, es...match the colors from the original I'm looking for a freelancer who can deliver a high-quality, accurate, and editable reproduction of the license plate. Please include examples of similar projects you've worked on in your proposal. License plate will look like the image I have attached. I want the text "Flight for Life" changed to SUPERCAR DRIVING EXPERIENCE This will be an image used...

I'm starting a streetwear clothing brand aimed at young adults. To kick off, I need two highly detailed, vibrantly colored urban/street style t-shirt designs. Requirements: - 2 highly detailed, vibrant designs - Urban/Street style theme - Target audience: Young adults (20-35 years) Ideal Skills: - Proficient in urban/streetwear design - Experience with color theory - Understanding of the young adult market - Strong portfolio showcasing similar work A strong knowledge of the latest streetwear trends and the ability to create eye-catching, unique designs is crucial. Please include relevant samples of your previous work in your bid. note we also attached reference images like how we expecting.

...alongside a live, searchable map illustrating our coverage areas. Key Requirements: - The website should have separate sections for Home, Business Internet, and Dedicated plans. - Each plan should have detailed information including features, data limits, price, and contract terms. - The live map coverage should be searchable, allowing users to check the coverage in their area. Example is that of at&t company. - On seleecting the plan, the user should upload their KYC documents and make a payment via MPESA. Ideal Skills: - Proficiency in web development, preferably with experience in telecom websites. - Strong understanding of user experience and interface design. - Capability to implement interactive and searchable mapping features. - Ability to create a secure and respon...

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I'm currently looking for a minimalist logo for my company that primarily uses green, light brown, tan, and cream. The design should be versatile so I can use it on various platforms including my website, printed materials, t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and even embroidered items. Ideal Skills and Experience: - Previous experience in creating minimalist logos - Proficiency in using green, light brown, tan, and cream in the design - Understanding of logo versatility across different mediums - Experience in designing for both digital and physical products

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I'm looking for a talented web designer/developer to create an engaging and interactive Squarespace website. The primary objective of this website is to showcase my products/services. Key requirements include: - **Interactive Elements:** I'm keen on incorporating hover effects and interactive elements throughout the site to engage visitors and make the showcase lively. - **Spe... - Demonstrate experience in working with and adhering to specific brand themes and color schemes. If you're confident in your ability to create an attractive, interactive product showcase site that aligns with a specific color scheme, I'd love to hear from you. Here is the figma file link to check (Preview)?node-id=65%3A2777&t=RQNuyKDjn90AGTpH-1

...European Football Championship. The keyrings will be in the shape of a football t-shirt and should capture the essence of each country's team. We need all the files as a Photoshop file. Design Requirements: -Number of Designs: 24 unique designs, one for each country participating in the UEFA European Football Championship. -Shape and Format: Each design should be in the form of a football t-shirt. -Team Representation: Each keyring should accurately represent the national team's colors, emblem, and any distinguishing features of their football kit. -Visual Elements: Incorporate elements such as the team's official colors, logos, and any unique patterns or symbols associated with the team's kit. We need the oficial t shirts for: Albania...

I need a creative and professional logo for my cane harvesting company called Surprise Creek Harvesting. This logo will be mainly used for work shirts, aiming to foster recognition of our brand. The ideal candidate should have experience and skills in graphic design, ideally with previous work in representing agricultural businesses. The logo design should: - Be creative yet professional - Reflect our core business of cane harvesting - Promote strong brand recognition Please provide a portfolio of your previous logo or graphic design works when you bid.

...selecting and hiding function. Add the possibility to modify size and side of the lateral windows (Lexicon and Definitions): -The cursor would become a double-arrow when passing on the edge of the window and it could be resized. Showing children-objects without their parent: -Hiding the parent hides the children, but showing a child should only show the parent if the child is a label (suffix '.t' and '.s') Showing the bonus collections in the first pop-up when right clicking a structure in the 3D space -Instead of RMB>Structures>...; these structures would appear directly with the other options (Hide; Isolate;...) Advanced mission (Estimated 200 euros): Create widgets to open the atlas on a particular structure from a link: -A suffix wou...

In a bid to create a decorative poster from a T-shirt design, I'm seeking a skillful freelancer with a keen eye for detail. Your task involves: - Retaining the original design theme but improving its detail and vibrancy. - Cleaning up the design colors for a more appealing visual quality. - Incorporating the word 'Raceway' into the design in a seamless manner. Ideal skills for this task include graphic design and color theory understanding. Besides, expertise in print design and knowledge of modern poster styles will be an added advantage. Your ultimate goal should be to create an enhanced version of the T-shirt's design that will make an eye-catching poster.

...but consider using a mix of bold and neutral colors. Blacks, whites, deep reds, and gold accents could be a great starting point. Deliverables: Logo Design: A primary logo that represents the essence of Forbidden Fruit. It should be scalable and look great in both color and monochrome. A secondary logo or icon that can be used for tags, buttons, and other small brand elements. Clothing Mockups: T-Shirts: Both short and long sleeves with different design variations. Hoodies: Design a hoodie that stands out with unique graphics or text placement. Sweatshirts: Versatile sweatshirts that can be a staple in any wardrobe. Accessories: Optional - design concepts for caps, beanies, or bags that complement the clothing line. Patterns/Prints: Custom patterns or prints that can be u...

I need a logo that combines text and a symbol, designed in a modern and minimalistic style. The final design should be in black and white. Key Requirements: - A clean, minimalistic and modern design approach - A balance between text and symbol - The color scheme for the logo should be strictly black and white Ideal Skills and Experience: - Proven experience in designing modern and minimalistic logos, particularly for apparel - Proficiency in using graphic design software for high-quality output - A keen eye for detail and a track record of producing aesthetically pleasing logos

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I'm in need of a unique, eye-catching logo for a t-shirt, centered around the theme of billiards. This design should integrate the main element of billiard balls. Ideal Skills & Experience: - Proficient in graphic design - Experience with creating sports-themed designs - Understanding of billiards to create an accurate and appealing graphic - Proficient with design software - Strong communication with the ability to bring my vision to reality Requirements: - The final design must be a high-resolution image - Will need to see the concept before final design - Prior samples of sports-themed designs preferred. I'm eager to collaborate with a designer who shares my vision. Looking forward to your creative ideas!

I'm looking for a skilled graphic designer to create a custom decal for my hard hat. This design will be predominantly black and must include the following elements: - The words "Turnaround 2024" or "T/A 2024", "Night Shift", "No Breaks". - A Texas Flag incorporated into the design. - A green Diamond that should be a standout feature. The decal can be of any shape and I'm open to creative suggestions. The size should not exceed 4 inches, as it's intended to be placed on a hard hat. Ideal skills for this project include: - Proficiency in graphic design software. - Creativity and an eye for detail. - Experience in designing decals or similar small-scale projects. - Ability to work with given specifications and constraints. Loo...

I am planning to manufacture T-shirts and Dresses that are expressive and impact driven. I am looking for freelancers who can support in bringing my vision to life. Here's what I need: - Familiarity with clothing design and manufacturing process - Innovative and creative eye for designing logos and branding symbols - Ability to incorporate unique stitching techniques into design Ideal candidates should have solid experience with these specifics. When applying, kindly focus on your relevant expertise and demonstrate it through examples of your work.

I work for an airline in Northern Canada. We're a bit different from your typical airline, primarily because of the work we do and where we live. Think rugged, outdoors, nature, tough, heritage, quality and pride in our aircraft and the work we do. I'm about to launch an e-commerce store that'll sell custom/bespoke/high-quality merchandise. Primarily apparel (shirts, sweaters, toques and hats) and some other souvenirs such as patches, stickers, tumbler/mugs and travel bags. This store will launch in late June, early July. On top of the e-commerce store, I have two physical locations/air terminals where I want to setup small stores/kiosks. I'm looking to work with someone that can graphically design this space. I'd like someone with a marketing/design...

...graphic designer to create an abstract design for the back of my surf and skate clothing brand's t-shirt. The design needs to: - Be abstract: I'm not looking for realistic or cartoonish designs, but something that's creative, unique, and visually appealing. - Be black and white: I have a specific color scheme in mind, so the design should use only these two colors. - Reflect the brand: The design should be suitable for a surf and skate brand, so a certain level of edginess and style should be incorporated. Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Strong graphic design skills, particularly in creating abstract designs. - Experience with creating designs for clothing, especially t-shirts. - Ability to work with a limited color palette and still ...

I need a uniquely skilled graphic designer, proficient in illustration, to create a print design for a T-shirt sticker. The design must be unique, engaging, and capture the attention of anyone who sees it. Ideal skills and experience for the job: - Proficient in illustration - Experience in creating print designs for merchandise - Strong conceptual and artistic skills - Ability to interpret design requirements and create unique design Your creativity will have the freedom to explore and create a design based on the given sample. Your design skills will be key in bringing this project to life.

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I am on a quest to source a talented designer to produce highly detailed, realistic illustrations imbued with a vintage theme for my upcoming t-shirt line. The design should integrate both text and graphic elements, delivering a seamless blend of the two. Key Deliverables: - Incorporate both text and graphics in the designs - Output should be realistic illustrations rather than simplistic or abstract - Design should embody vintage themes Ideal Skills: - A strong portfolio in realistic illustration - Solid experience in textile graphics design - Mastery in creating text and graphic-based designs - An appreciative understanding of vintage themes. Your expertise in these areas is what I seek to translate my ideas into wearable art that tells a story. I eagerly anticipate y...

...should automatically retrieve shipping rates from FedEx to provide accurate shipping cost information for each order. - **Printing Shipping Labels:** A key feature is the ability to generate and print shipping labels. This will help expedite the shipping process and ensure accurate labeling for each parcel. LOOK AT THE FIGMA: KEEP IT SIMPLE Ideal Skills and Experience: - Strong PHP programming skills - Experience with WooCommerce integration - Familiarity with database management - Previous experience working with FedEx API - UI/UX design for a simple and efficient packing interface - Understanding of e-commerce order processing If you're confident in your ability to deliver a reliable and efficient

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I'm looking for a new design for my logo. It should be a fresh, compact design that works well on t-shirts and other clothing items. I want the logo to be a combination of text and icon, and I'm thinking of a modern style. The color scheme should be black and white. Key Requirements: - Modern Text & Icon Combination: The logo should be a fresh and compact design that features both text and an icon. - Clothing Friendly: The logo should be suitable for placement on t-shirts and other clothing. - Black and White Color Scheme: The color palette for the logo should be black and white. Ideal Freelancer: - Graphic Designer: Extensive experience in logo design and an understanding of how to create a modern, clothing-friendly logo. - Branding Specialist: ...

I'm in need of a talented and innovative designer to bring fresh ideas to the table for a luxury men's clothing line, particularly focused on awesome denim/pants & outerwear. I need 2 x jacket designs 3 x denim/pants designs 3 x t shirt designs 2 x hoodie designs 2 x sweatpants designs This project requires: - Expertise in men's fashion and current trends, extra points if you’re familiar with brands such as Gallery Dept, Chrome Hearts, Purple Brand, KAPITAL, to name a few - Proven experience in clothing design, particularly for men, although elements of the brand will be unisex - Strong understanding of different fabrics and materials used in casual wear, and great attention to detail, focusing on delivering a fantastic (not cheap) product . They shou...

...designer to create t-shirts for our staff. These t-shirts will serve as our staff uniform and should be both practical and visually appealing. Key elements to include in the design: - Our company logo - Our contact Information A clean, professional design that aligns with our brand identity is essential. The design must be easily recognizable and encourage trust and recognition among our customers. Ideal skills and experience: - Prior experience in apparel design, particularly for company uniforms - A strong portfolio showcasing your aesthetic range and past work - Proficient with design software like Adobe Illustrator or Photoshop - Ability to source a t-shirt manufacturer would be a plus - Excellent communication skills to understand our requirem...

I need a captivating 10-second animation for my logo that brings the wizard to life. I am inspired by this example: Here's my vision: - The wizard is moving his hands and staff as though he's cooking, with sparks flying out. - I want the wizard to also make some natural movements to add weight to the logo. - The above natural movement should include the wizard "walking in place" i.e., appearing to walk but not moving forward. Skills and Expertise: - Experience with logo animation - Strong understanding of motion and weight in animation - Proficiency in capturing the unique character attributes in animated movements - Ability to work within a specified 10-second duration Company Info - The company is a software development, digital