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Funny Description writing

$10-30 USD

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Posted over 8 years ago

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I need a small 200-300 word description made for a friend of mine. The description should be silly and if possible rhyme at some points. The description is regarding a girl. Things to add into the description: She eats all the chocolate pastries in the buffet She is a doomsday/end of the world addict. She'd rather live in a "tiny house" (look this up if you don't know what it is) She rocks her butt when she sleeps. Her mom's name is gidgette she's spontaneous and adventurous She'll drop everything and fly to mexico just for fun. She's blonde like a barbie the hotel room service thought she killed someone in the bed. she drinks vodka like a fish. Below is an example of the description i like. Fill in the missing words with just funny rhymes or comments like below. I party like its 1999. i am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly caller number 9 and win tickets to all the best shows. i bat 400. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read paradise lost, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. sushi is my favorite food group. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. moms love me and children wanna be me. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i eat soup, i'm a go-getta. i sleep once a day. basically i rock.
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Man, I can do better than the example..
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Hello, What a charming project! And one that I can deliver with excellence. I have delivered several rhyme/poem projects to employers at this site. Every project came with a list of quirky specifications that I had to juggle with finesse. All these projects were rated 5 stars by the employers, by the way (please do check my employer feedback). Some of these samples are available in many portfolio and many more are available on request. Assuring you of a funny-witty-rib tickling rhyming description, I look forward to your response. Regards, Namita Jain
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Hey, If you want your content to be original, creative, and unique then I can assure you the high quality work enriched with creativity. My research skills are highly commendable and writing is my passion. I am very much comfortable and well acquainted with UK and US English. I have successfully completed many projects assigned to me on different platform. The delivery on time with maintaining the high quality is my motto. Kindly consider me for this job, if you have any doubt over my quality please check out portfolio for my writing samples. Thanks
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Hi, I am a professional writer, and I have some expert academic writers. They are very proficient. I always check and recheck before sending to the client. Do not worry about the deadline. I am eagerly waiting for your response. Thanks with best regards Hasan
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From Zero to Hero From Hero to Zero One day you're no one Next Robert De Niro One day you're CEO Next leaving the bureau From Zero to Hero From Hero to Zero There was a day When sales prevails There will be a day When sales fails From Zero to Hero From Hero to Zero Why to run and hide Relax and enjoy the ride From Zero to Hero From Hero to Zero One day is turnover Next is just over From Zero to Hero From Hero to Zero Don't fly It can change Just like that Don't cry It can change Just like that From Zero to Hero From Hero to Zero There's no Hero without Zero For every great Hero There's greater Zero From Zero to Hero From Hero to Zero
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I will provide the highest quality SEO content. I write original articles. I can deliver the voice and style that is targeted at your project needs. I look forward to working with you. Thank you!
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Hi, I have done my MBA in Marketing and worked for 6 years in McKinsy as a Marketing Strategy Consultant. I have written content for 50+ EBooks, 300+ websites, 1000+ Blogs, 200+ Whitepapers, 350+ Case Studies, 500+ Ad Campaigns & PR Articles. Give me the work and I will give you three guarantees: 1. I will Strictly adhere to the timeline otherwise don't pay me. 2. 100% original work and copyscape guaranteed. 3. I will start immediately so you don't need to wait even for minute. Since I have to build reputation on Freelancer, we are providing services at very reasonable rates. Let me know when to start. Thank you.
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Hi, let me help you create the laughter, I am fun charismatic and I can make this funny adding a bit of Jamaican or Caribbean flavor to it DWL. PM and lets discuss it.
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Hello Dear Employer I am a professional writer. I have an experience of 3 years. in the field of content writing, Blogs writing and posting, web content writing, proofreading, fiction and non- fiction academic writing, Research project writing, Product description, reviews.I have worked for many clients successfully. I assure you my content quality is 100% unique, relevant, creative,free from grammatical errors and proper Copyscape passed. Kindly discuss with me regarding your project. Thanks and regards Atul Sachdeva
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Professional writer with an extensive experience of writing for greeting companies. Can provide the content you're looking for in the best mix of creativity and humor to bring out the feel of friendship. Hope to hear from you soon.
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Hi. I am a marketing graduate and am gifted with creative skills. I have done similar tasks for friends and clients. I can provide you samples of some of the pieces i have written based on descriptions. I can deliver the work in less than 24 hours. Looking forward to working with you.
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Hi! I have degree in English Translation Studies and I've been working as a creative content writer since 4 years ago. When I was in High School, I won a few creative-writing competitions :) I can complete your funny/silly poem within one day. Thanks! Lenka
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i'd like to be considered for your posted project.I am a professional writer with a solid background in developing articles,online content,including social media posts, blog posts,Ebooks and articles. I can put up quality information in a way that reflects your brand and appeals to your audience.I have worked as a content developer for years so I am accustomed to working on various types of project.I also have a passion for research plus very good in excel and can guarantee you quality and original writing.I aim to form a professional and long term relationship with you. Thank you.
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I'm your quintessential, quirky and definitely quotable wordsmith. I have time on my hands..... erm hand, and I want to use it, time that is, for something useful.
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This is right up my alley. Here is an original sample for your review: Man's Inhumanity to Formica Inert yet solid with harm meant to none. Lo, existence solely predicated upon accommodation, assistance. Ever available, at dogged disposal. Perpetually prepared to serve and support. A true source of efficiency whenever called upon to provide. Yet, despite this unwavering nobility and gritty utility, the prevailing perspective seems steeped in callous disregard. Cavalier condescension. Preposterous? Poppycock? Sheer folly? May consideration be committed, then, to the following crimes against such requisite composite. Blurs of burgundy born of beef, forever faded but memories left to linger like ghosts among the Ginsu grooves. And these canals cut constantly yet casually by such merciless marketing media merchandise harbor a litany of other liquids most offensive to the observer. Among them, but certainly not limited to the following, are an ongoing onslaught of essence extracted from harvest, the scarlet stream seeping from the scar of a slice, the non-stop nefariousness of needles, nun chucks, nasty nicks and such, or the callous crushing of cubes clubbed by the barbarous bashing of a ball-peen. And yet, despite all that is thrust upon and among it, the surface stands stalwart, strong, sturdy. Steeped in stamina. Solemn. Yet unceremoniously sacrosanct. Man. Formica. It seemed like such a sweet symbiosis. What in the world went wrong...man?
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Here it is: If you plan to use it, pay me, or you might take this as a gift. I can extend it, improve it, just drop a message. You must here about a girl who drinks vodka like a fish (sorry fish). About a girl who'd drop everything and fly to mexico just for the heck of it. I don't know the girl, but I feel like her mom's name is Gidgete. I don't know the girl, but I know her hairs are blonde.
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