Witty, Fun & Funny Descriptions for my Printshop

Cancelled Posted 7 years ago Paid on delivery
Cancelled Paid on delivery

Hi, I have a pretty forward thinking print shop with 10 products (to start out with) they're all business cards, but different types of paper, thickness and styles. For a printing, it would be easy to just show some paper and specs and be done with it, but I love a good story. My designs and prints are out of this world awesome, I'd like a description that can match that.

Using [login to view URL] or [login to view URL] as an example, I'd like to be a little lighthearted, funny, witty, and clever when it comes to these descriptions. Please go to those sites and it's almost entertaining to sit their and read the stuff they write. Just a whole lotta charater in their copy and many people enjoy reading things like that.

I'd love it if you could go on over to a site like [login to view URL] or [login to view URL] and take a look at their business cards. Read what they have, and then make up your own description and lemme see it! Give me 5 sentences of gooey, fun loving wittiness and be sure to squeeze in some useful specs to make it worth the read.

I have 10 other business card products waiting- 5 to 8 sentences each. After that, you'll most likely do the rest of the entire site. Please also give me an idea of how long it took you and how long you'll need for research and to do the others. I'm expecting 30 minutes to an hour to craft each one perfectly.

Bids without the requested sample won't even be looked at. :) Can't wait to see what you come up with.

Don't just bid please, I'm really one of those critical type of people. I would hate for you to waste your time and bid points or whatever. Don't be like this one... Read and comprehend. If you don't understand english, than this probably isn't the project for you.

Copywriting Creative Writing Product Descriptions Short Stories

Project ID: #13500313

About the project

15 proposals Remote project Active 7 years ago

15 freelancers are bidding on average $110 for this job

coolwriter30

Hi friend, I believe that you are in the right place. I wish to pledge my top notch experience in conducting research in a bid to provide flawless work. After going through the project description, I believe that I can More

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GwiseTiger

I'll start with the sample you requested (bear in mind I do not yet know what makes your own styles and prints stand out, so I did what we're usually expected to do in the Content Writing game - I made some s#%! up.) O More

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SantiagoRdz

Hello, my name is Santiago Rodriguez here's the sample you requested: (Let's say this is for your most basic paper for a business card) Ah, nothing beats a good old business card, be it for a small business or for yo More

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saaz109

I am writing to express my enthusiasm as a Content Writer Expert with 6+ years of involvement in Academic writing /Articles/blogs/technical writing/ web Content and can finish the workload within the due deadline. Also More

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Jannatun90

If you want a readable, engaging and accurate copy, then look no further. Thanks to many years of writing entertaining articles of my own and also the solid experience of adding a human touch to investment documents. More

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wordsiwant

The Sample: Create a wonderful window into your life on one little card and indulge in a variety of delectable business cards that are perfect for bakery start-ups or finger-licking establishments which deliver an a More

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mollasobuz078

Hello, This is Mollasobuz. I have read your job details. I am interested on it . I have done many job like this for my local client. I am 100% fit for your job. I can easily complete your job within a short period. I More

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lcramsay2

Hey I would love to start on this product for you! I have been working on a similar task for 2 startup companies and I would love to take on yours too! I have a quick turnaround time and can start tonight for you

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roopalkgupta

Hi, here are the 5 sentences that you've asked for: 1. Do you still look for a piece of paper to share you number? Oh you give a missed call. Not anymore! Get yourself a business card printed and look professional. 2 More

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Newmanaman

Hey, nice pitch. Please find my sample below, this took me around 30 minutes. Thanks David LUXE - Heavyweight Business Cards Ladiiiiies and Gentlemen! In the blue corner (rounded or unrounded) weighing a massive More

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