WE NEED A CREATIVE FUNNY INTERESTING CONTENT WRITER!

Needs to hire 3 Freelancers We have created a Start Up in India and we are targeting Australian clients. We have about 75 Blog posts that have to be written and they all have to be above 1800+ words. We will write the short version however once we confident you can achieve the task we will give you the reins. We are using these in our Blog Section of our site and will be driving a lot of customers here. We will need them to be informative and stay on topic. They do also have to be SEO friendly and help us with our site rankings also. Australians are very laid back and enjoy humour. Also they are quite relaxed so we can be a little controversial and raunchy however still professional. They have to be written in Australian which is a whole other language which is not really English. It must not be written in American spelling and it can not be broken english with poor grammar. We do not expect that we will be having to make changes to sentence structure or fixing poor grammar. You will have to research the Topics and make sure the information is accurate and true and is inline with our topic. We want to explain things in a language that the general public can understand and yet provides them information that they may not know. The first one which we would like you to do as a TEST is one related to what we are talking about so you understand the importance of what we are asking for. Title: SIZE DOES MATTER Image Ref we will use [login to view URL] (52KB) _____________________ This is the Short Version that we will use in our Email Marketing that we need you to Research and expand on. Their are some scenarios in life where SIZE does not matter however when it comes to BLOGGING you must be BIG! There is a misconception out there that short BLOGS are adequate however our good friend GOOGLE will not be let satisfied and will make you sleep on the couch. The reason behind this is that the longer your potential customer will stay on the page it will decrease your bounce rate and this will rank well with GOOGLE and they will move your site faster to the front of the search Engine. The content must be interesting enough and relevant that the customer stays on this page as long as possible. Do not leave GOOGLE unsatisfied any more and be BIG when it comes to BLOGGING! _______________________________ I am not a content writer so mine may not be perfect. You are the EXPERT! HUMOURESS, INTERESTING, ON TOPIC, SEO FRIENDLY, RESEARCH and make us sound like the expert with out sending them to sleep. Do not bother just applying for this JOB. If you want it submit 500 words to us on this TOPIC as a starter. If we are satisfied we will get the project started.