Check my website for All Onsite SEO factors

Hello, I need some one who will look into my website for ALL onsite SEO factors - make my site 100% in compliance with the Google algorithm. Before we begin you will let me know what All factors will you check. Also you MUST know how to correct them - i do not need suggestions only - i need them implemented. Please note: This project is NOT for monthly offsite SEO promotion activities. No one should place the bid for anything other than what i have asked for and we will not entertain any NEW Freelancer who does not have RICH experience. I will share website URL with short listed person. Finally - I am FULLY aware of online softwares that one can use to run the Analysis report - please do not DARE to send me such report - i am tired and sick of receiving such reports. Place your bid and the time frame - mention Happy SEO in the beginning so that i know you have read my description. warmest regards