A very special job :'( please bid if u can actually helpe

Closed Posted Apr 27, 2012 Paid on delivery
Closed Paid on delivery

Hellou. my dear, dear bidders :'(( its so sad.. but i have to confess.. i am about to go crazy.. please help.

I need a very professional website developer who can turn my shitty designs into somewhat ok websites please :'(

also, seo! yes seo is very very important to me.. nobody seems to visit the sites i am making :'(

Please read carefully through all the requirements before bid. I need you to:

1. be working

2. dont get nuts if i go nuts

Thats it. And if you dont mind..i would apreciate you including 'im shitting while bidding' into quote so i know u r not a spammer.

sincerely, your psycho employer <3

CSS HTML PHP WordPress

Project ID: #1591730

About the project

18 proposals Remote project Active Jun 1, 2012

18 freelancers are bidding on average $472 for this job

nmans

Let us get this done for you

$650 USD in 10 days
(377 Reviews)
7.9
DeamonBizz

'im shitting while bidding' please check private message.

$450 USD in 15 days
(132 Reviews)
7.3
Rautella

im shitting while bidding- I am just kidding...... lets disucss on this project. I am waiting for details reply. Thanks

$500 USD in 7 days
(267 Reviews)
6.9
cybergeekshop

'im shitting while bidding' Hello sir i am ready to start work as soon as possible and complete all task in time :) "SEO + Designer and developer :0)"

$250 USD in 8 days
(105 Reviews)
6.0
BitsLogic

im shitting while bidding. We are a professionally managed IS0 9001:2008 certified web development company. Our team has extensive experience and we have provided services to reputed companies in US, UK, Canada & Europ More

$250 USD in 4 days
(16 Reviews)
5.9
jasonclifton

im shitting while bidding :) Please refer to PM for more details. Thanks

$750 USD in 30 days
(3 Reviews)
5.4
Butterfly718

Hello,sir. I can help you. Let's start.

$250 USD in 5 days
(40 Reviews)
5.0
ConradoG

Please, check Inbox for more details

$500 USD in 12 days
(13 Reviews)
4.7
zedworks

How can you be shitting while bidding? .. I prefer to be a spammer x(

$250 USD in 0 days
(7 Reviews)
4.5
bloomforce

"im shitting while bidding" To know the more detail about the work in a rapid way requesting you to share your skype/yahoo/gtalk id, so that we can communicate fast.

$300 USD in 7 days
(4 Reviews)
3.9
designfxpro

Please view PM for details.

$750 USD in 10 days
(4 Reviews)
2.0
Chetanms

im shitting while bidding Hello, Please check your PMB. Thanks.

$450 USD in 15 days
(0 Reviews)
0.0
jailakshwani

My team is specialist in design and development of Wordpress / Joomla / Drupal / Magento based website. Please let me know your requirement in brief. If you can, then text me private message.

$350 USD in 10 days
(0 Reviews)
0.0
reformconsulting

Dear Sir, Greetings! We are Reform Consulting with 5 year of experience under our belt. We are really interested to work on your project. Please see PM. Thank you. Regards, RCPL.

$750 USD in 30 days
(3 Reviews)
4.4