Comedy Writer needed for a promotional video for kickstarter campaign

I need help putting together a script for a promotional video that I will have for my product with a kickstarter campaign. My product is called Bachelor's Box. It is a value box of high quality accessories that would be delivered to your door at an excellent price for men who want to live the bachelor lifestyle. I will be going through the items in the first edition for my kickstarter campaign which I'm using as a proof of concept. I've included a script of information I have to get out but I want it to be more entertaining and funny. I want you to look at the videos from [login to view URL] - [login to view URL] - to use as ideas and I want it to be similar sort of humour but not a copy. I need it to be appropriate but I want some innuendo's there. One idea I had was a beautiful woman delivering the box to me at the end with me saying "My box has just arrived", then she pulls the box out of her bag and hands it to me. That would be a bit to much but there must be some other comedic routes to this. The video needs to be entertaining and get the message across. I would like to skype with the person the project is awarded to so that they understand my personality and I can further explain what I want to produce.