*Knowledge and experience with humor/satire- High The work is a humor book. So, having high skill and/or experience here is necessary. The writing eventually dives into some pretty deep issues. But it goes deeper than I ever originally intended. So, about every 2 chapters, the humor gets more complex and changes styles. It just turned out that
This website will be used on mobile, tablets and desktop devices. Church administrators looks for events, filtered to a specific location, category, date and/or time. All events are shown on a map with small markers. A click on a marker opens a detailed marker with more informations. Events in the neighborhood are shown as detailed marker directly. With an additional click on a detailed marker a ...
Hello, I am looking for some one who can build a PHP website on any topic like Car Rental Ex. Zoom Cars for College project. The website has to be build in PHP and should consist of complex HTML & CSS coding. It has to be built without domain and hosting so it can be compressed and sent to someone. It should consist of payment method which should submit the entered payment details to the data...
I need a new website. I need you to design and build my online store.
I am looking for a profissional designer to make curling pricelist which shows about 30-50 prices of my stationary shop products
I need some re-work my existing logo (no design required). I need a new .psd file for my logo with higher resolution. Design of the logo, the font style needs to be same, colour needs to be similar to my logo. However some areas of the logo needs to be bolder or thicker so that it is good enough to print as LED 3D acrylic letters. Refer to Picture1
Hello, We have a corporate PPT in English that we would like to translate to Portuguese (Portugal, not Brazil*). The ideal candidate should deliver the translation in an open Word document. This is a simple project. Deadline: 10/08/2018 - End of day (Max. the following Monday). Est. Budget: USD15 (~600 Words, 0.02/word). --//-- More projects like these in the pipeline, looking for a translator w...
Looking for experienced social media assistant. Duties will include: - Socially active tasks - Sourcing royalty free images - Putting together posts - Puting together marketing specific posts And potentially: - Blog writing You would need experience in: - Instagram - Facebook And will to use a program call Loomly Must have very confident computer skills and excellent English.
We are opening a new food outlet for Continental + Lebanese + Chinese. Need support to design the Logo / Packaging / Fliers / Menu / Visiting cards etc
Hi, My name is Andrew and i have used this site before with great success, so happy to try again. I have a fairly simple Data Entry Job using Excel 2016 for someone with high attention to detail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Project: I have uploaded a file to show the...
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I want weekly reporting and what you can do with the keywords. I want a monthly price for all sites. Now I am paying 8USD/site and I want to have a better price for all sites. There will be more sites to add in the future if you doing a good work.
Hi Freelancers, Both my partner and myself are setting up businesses and we need a VA that can handle tasks across two businesses as well as personal tasks. My business is Bookkeeping, 1 year old, and my partner's is Personal Training, brand new. We are both located on the Gold Coast, Australia. Business tasks include: - Email and Calendar management (low volume at this stage) - General Ad...
I live in Dubai. I have a great online business Idea that is in the stage of development. Looking for a developer who is knowledgeable in building websites and have some basic knowledge in blockchain technology for a small part of the project.
Mockup Design of our product line of CBD oils and creams. Reference [login to view URL] to get examples.
I need an Android app. I would like it designed and built.
... easy to use, read and navigate through the web site - web site consistency as a whole - clear view on different platforms/devices (PC, tablet, smartphone) - responsive design - fast loading - CMS system - CTA (call-to-action) - functional registration page - functional search option - HTML5 - No Flash - integration of PensoPay money processor
Am looking for someone to help work with blog writing, adding images, keeping content fresh and updated. Adding listings etc.
...to do as mostly everything is in place, but I need content added in a FASHIONABLE non plain legible format that is blog friendly. I have the articles TEXT and not the blog design set up for my articles/post and can provide the text and images to you and tell you which tab to place them under if you can add them and make sure it has a professional presentation
Its a presentation/printout that includes a series of facts and statistics on the disease type one diabetes. We need a front cover for the presentation in a landscape design that can fit a wide keynote slide (16:9) The only mandatory details are the name: T1D The Numbers That Count No medical imagery: needles, devices etc The colours that can be
I would like it designed and built.
My project is to build a mobile app, I have another app that I would like to make something similar to. There would be need to be familiar with some data visualization, and data analysis.
Long Term SEO Service needed, Includes Blogging, link building, Reviews posting, forum posting, social media Posting and increase Face book page like. bids invited amit
with wordpress, I want a website for our history Museum that talks about an ancient community, i want you to choose for a me a good color and design, which includes a homepage, a gallery page, a store page and a donation page, more info will be given later.
... * The purpose of the web app is to display neatly API data from 3 exchange websites. This is to be displayed in a single view. * From each API, it shall display the order book asks, and bids, and last price. * The data set needs to be refreshed once every 10 seconds. It should show last time updated. * Some simple calculations needs to be done on
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Build a website the enables client to purchase printing on line. They can choose the size (from standard options or by entering dimensions) , stock and finishing. They can then upload artwork and pay. Will need on page SEO Price calculater Shopping cart payment gateway intergration File upload
...treatment of the logo to show it's a "backyard" or "startup" business. This doesn't mean we use a poorly designed logo, but we should NOT use beautiful rendered expensive looking design. Maybe the letters look nailed on to some wood or one is hanging down.. something like this. It's supposed to give a feeling of "we need to fix everything. Even ...
...functions - Remove all unnecessary coding, for both front end and backend - Add appropriate Anchor - Update appropriate Meta tag and relevant info - Make sure all links (includes pictures etc) are dynamic and, relative are links where possible - Bug fixing / Update content details / Update physical address - Reduce the size of the existing Forms
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Hi, this project is very simple, I have an excel file that includes Chinese characters and I would like to import it entirly into a PHPmyadmin table, my budget is 5$ as it won't take more than 10 minutes for a professional to make it.
I need an iOS app build in xcode which will 'smash' a picture and uses voice commands to do it. I'll give you more details in the chat.
We have a near complete website on webflow that requires some edits to layout. Some elements have been duplicated which makes them difficult to edit so these need to be corrected. There is some content alignment, image replacement and the addition of a scrollbar that will contain bitcoin/USD and other pair pricing similar to GDAX so you must be competent with this type of addition. This template i...
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I need a responsive website. I would like it designed and built. It will have a backend.. To be considered send 1 link to a non profit type site or similar that you created. Don't send any others. Also, I am not negotiating the price. If you can't do it for $300 + $100 bonus (all of it, including designs) please do not apply!!!
I need a logo designed.
I need code that will take the elements (1,2,3) and (a,b,c's) on the attached Word document and build a string that will produce the same results if put into a div. It cannot have any external references. I need the numbers to be produced by the HTML such as <ol type=""A"">" and not hard coded. I need the indentations also. I will take your code and break it...
to launch an app in bahrain that aims to improve everyday life challanges , me and my partner already have a basic idea of the concept design and we would like to discuss whether you can help develop the app
I need some graphic design.
I need you to write a report for something.
Design a cover for a book entitled "7 Killers." If you wish to include the title in the image, use the roman numeral 7, not the word "seven." If you do not wish to include the title in the image, that's fine, but please leave some empty space somewhere to do so. The image needs to depict seven shadowy figures, who are the "killers" mention...
I am trying to create a service where users email an address with a single word. This word triggers an API pull request (the API has been developed by a third party and is free to use up to a limit of 3K requests per day). Once the API has sent the relevant information, that is inserted into an email and sent to the user. That same email is re-sent daily, weekly, fortnightly or monthly depending o...
Indexer includes a forward index and an inverted index for a larger collection. The engine is expected to index the entire corpus which will be given. The program should be able to parse the file, create the indices and provide an interface for the user to specify a term and output the information in the inverted index corresponding to this term on
I am an individual and need someone who can draw a picture for me. This picture would mostly just be a desert with two people walking out of it. The idea is in my mind and I can explain in detail. Willing to pay, need this in two weeks,I line apx 30 miles northeast of Pittsburgh
Wording, brand colours and image will be provided. Happy for you to suggest best outcome. Will provide 10 quotes to go on each banner.
We have a client wanting to get their products featured or mentioned in beauty related nationwide magazines. i.e. Vogue, Teen Vogue, InStyle, Harper's Bazaar, Seventeen, Glamour, Allure The product we would like to get featured is an waterproof liquid eyeliner with feature brush tip. From what I read, we can get editors intersted in a related product or article if we understand what th...
Hi there, I would like you to help me build a website called [login to view URL] which I started but I want to include 'members profiles' which is not supported by Wix. The main idea is around, 'sustainable system of education' mostly on organic farms. It will be similar to [login to view URL] Please let me know if you are able to do it, including, portfolio, date and price...
I want it looking very clean, professional, crisp. This is for two companies, one is an American company, and the other is Australian. There was recently a sale between the American and Australian company that transferred rights, so I need a business activity statement for BOTH companies that summarizes the past activities, the current assets, and obligations going forward. You will be provi...