Create funny Aussie cross-stitch designs/patterns

Status: Closed
Prize: $54
Entries Received: 7
Winner: BevanGunther

Winner

Contest Brief

I am looking for someone to help me bring to life a bunch of concepts I have for funny Australian cross-stitch patterns.
This will be a test design but could be ongoing work for the right person.
The main requirement for this task is that the designer will need to have been brought up in Australia and understand Aussie humour.
Anyone born in the late 80's/early-mid 90's should understand most of the references and be able to reproduce them in their designs.

It would be ideal if someone was able to do the full process of creating the graphic and then converting into a pattern (using WinStitch or similar) but I understand that's not necessarily a common skill or program. If not, then just the design will be fine and I should be able to do the rest from there.
They will need to be basic in structure and colour - essential just pixel designs. I want them quite small and uncomplicated so that they will not take long for someone to stitch, particularly if they've never stitched before. I've included a few examples for reference.

The concept for the test design will be Healthy Harold (reference image supplied) with the text "Step into my van, little one".

Please let me know if you require anything further to assist you.
Thanks in advance!